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Two Arrested After Jousting Match with Frozen Cigarette Smoke

Two Arrested After Jousting Match with Frozen Cigarette Smoke

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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

Q: Dear Hottywood, is there an appropriate way to ask for a time limitation on the use of the company bathroom? A: *Buries face in palms of hands*

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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 22-28, 2015

You may die a horrible death or win a free cabbage. Check out your HORRORscope today!

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