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Some BS Smells Fishy, but that’s to be Expected

This post is about people and the BS they bring into the office. And it’s those very same people that tend to make the day’s potential for productivity and get-alongedness a completely unfunny joke.

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How Not to Get Shot in a Perfect World

If you follow my advice and obey this list, you just might live long enough to thank me later.

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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 3-9, 2015

One day this week you will fall into a vat of radio active waste and emerge with the power to manipulate pizza with your mind.

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