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Hair Weaves and Hell Freezes Over in Washington, DC

What happens when hell freezes over in DC? Ask any Washingtonian female with a hair weave and fake eyelashes.

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Please Leave a Message at the Beep…or Don’t. I Don’t Care

Calling a person a 1000 times when they don’t answer the phone the 1st time isn’t going to get them home to take your call any faster. Go eat a hot dog and wait your turn.

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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 23-29, 2014

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities…everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. Find out what’s in store for you.

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