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For the Love of God, Get to the Point Already!

Your secrets are safe with me, because there is a good chance I was not listening.

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Honey, It’s Not You. It’s Me: The Scientific Truth Behind Morning Wood

When your man goes to choke his chicken at 3am, it’s not because you’ve turned him on soooooo much with your snoring…

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Big Bird

A Metaphoric Story with a Realistic Moral

Never steal from the hand that’ll chop yours off.

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