Tracks of an Underground Advice Columnist, Hottywood Helps Debut Book! Now available.

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Dryer on Fire

THROWBACK: Through the Eyes of a Laundromat Attendant

The laundromat attendant is the one man on the planet that no one notices until they need him. And though he speaks with a voice of an army, he is yet never heard.

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Bacon Rules

The Rules of Bacon

Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath, and the Mondath, and the Tuesdath, and the . . .

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Payback is a Bytch – I Mean Pig!

Miss Piggy: “Kermit the Frog is a real toad!”

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