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Nananabooboo: Don’t Do Me Any Favors

There are many things I don’t do. I don’t chase after buses; I don’t allow anyone to ask me more than three questions at one time; and I don’t ask anyone for anything. Because……

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Honey, It’s Not You. It’s Me: The Scientific Truth Behind Morning Wood

When your man goes to choke his chicken at 3am, it’s not because you’ve turned him on soooooo much with your snoring…

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Big Bird

A Metaphoric Story with a Realistic Moral

Never steal from the hand that’ll chop yours off.

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