Archive for October 2009
October 30, 2009
Stupid people come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. And though they couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag, they bring a certain decorum to every office.
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October 29, 2009
The next time your office cheerleader enters your personal space with their pom-poms shaking in the air and speaking in rhymes, take a hand-held machine gun, loaded with reusable party forks and go all Rambo on their ass!
Posted in Advice, Humor, Office Humor |
Tags: Advice, Animals, annoying, Army, Cheerleaders, Clows, Disney, Education, Employment, Entertainment, etiquette, evil, Fashion, Fighting, Fights, Funny, good mood, Hand Grenades, Happy, Help Wanted, How-To, Human Resources, Humanity, Humor, irritating, laughter, Life & Style, Man, Management, Medical, Medicine, Military, Morning, nerves, Office, Parents, People, pep rally, Psychology, Rambo, Rules, schools, Shrek, sick, Sleep Disorder, Starbucks, Teachers, Unemployment, Weapons, Woman, Youtube
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October 28, 2009
Children aren’t afraid of parents anymore. They laugh when the parental temperament elevates and go back to their little clubs and gangs and compare notes on whose parent is the most yellow-bellied.
Well I’ve had enough, and I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s putting a foot down.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Parental |
Tags: Adolescence, Advice, Animals, Babies, Behavior, Boy, Cats, Cell Phone, Children, Clubhouse, Clubs, Construction, Dad, Daughter, Dogs, Education, Entertainment, Eyes, Fear, Funny, Girl, Godparents, Grandparents, Human Behavior, Humor, Kids, Life & Style, Malls, Mom, Parents, People, Pets, Phones, Pop Culture, Psychology, Puberty, Public, Public Places, Red Lobster, Retail, School, Shopping, Son, Step Dad, Step Mom, Step Parents, Telephone, Tips
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October 27, 2009
Let’s be honest here, there is nothing more unflattering to the male body as these heathen denim slacks and anyone who believes otherwise should take a long nose dive off a short cliff.
Posted in Advice, Fashion, Humor |
Tags: Advice, Africa, Belts, Body, Boy, Boycott, Celebrity, Children, Color Wheel, Colors, Comedy, Denim, Dress Shoes, Entertainment, Fashion, Fire, Geography, Girl, GQ, Health, Humor, Jeans, Life & Style, Mainstream, Man, Manager, Metrosexual, Music, Pants, Parents, People, Pop Culture, Sandals, Skinny, Skinny Jeans, Slacks, Socks, Style, Suspenders, Teenagers, Tips, Trousers, Witches, Woman, Youtube
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October 27, 2009
I am going to do my very best to help you get the message across that you would rather drink spoiled milk from a dying cow’s utter than to continue on in a stalled relationship.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Relationships, Sex |
Tags: Advice, Articles, Blogs, Celebrities, Construction, Couples, Dairy Producs, Dating, Dear John, Fashion, Fire, Flowers, Funny, History, Hollywood, How-To, Humor, Kissing, Letter, Life & Style, Love, Man, Men, Mystery, Notebook, Opinion, Parents, People, Pop Culture, Psychologist, Questions, Relationships, Romance, Roses, Sample, Style, Supplies, Therapy, Tips, Woman, Women
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October 25, 2009
Keep in mind that no relationship is perfect, because there’s no such thing as a perfect person. All relationships take work and NO relationship should be entered without your protective battle armor. Just know that you can pick and choose your battles and avoid running from the field with your tail caught between your legs, or a lock of hair in your mate’s hand for a voodoo potion.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Relationships, Sex |
Tags: Advice, Comedy, Dating, Entertainment, Humor, Life & Style, Questions, Relationships
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October 23, 2009
Socks and sandals are the devil and no one should be caught dead wearing them together. Death! Death, I say. Death to the rise of this fashion blunder!
Posted in Advice, Fashion, Humor |
Tags: Advice, Blunders, Comedy, Entertainment, Fashion, Humor, Life & Style, Style
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October 22, 2009
Quote of the Week: Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings – they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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Tags: Advice, Comedy, Dating, Funny, Humor, Life & Style, Office, Opinion, Relationships
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