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Archive for November 2009

How To Spot a Liar: Catching a Mofo in the Act

November 30, 2009

You can catch a lying mutha effer in the act if you only know what to look for.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Nov. 29-Dec. 5, 2009

November 29, 2009

Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Happy Thanksgiving from Hottywood Helps!

November 25, 2009

May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM HOTTYWOOD HELPS!

Top 20 Pet Peeves: ixNae the Annoying itShae

November 24, 2009

What is a pet peeve? Something so simple that it can irritate the sh*t out of you. Below are Hottywood’s TOP 20 PET PEEVES. Beware, if you’re caught in the hills of Hottywood violating anything on the pet peeve list, be prepared to get your ass kicked something good!

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 22-28, 2009

November 22, 2009

Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Why Aren’t We F**king Anymore?

November 20, 2009

Research indicates that over 55% of partners are not interested in having sex once a relationship has been set in motion.

20 Reasons & Ways to Kick Morning’s Ass

November 18, 2009

Morning should be really lucky that it’s not a human being, because if it was, there is no doubt that it would get its ass kicked regularly!

Top 10 Things NOT to do in Church

November 16, 2009

If you aren’t Twittering or sending txt messages to God, then you need to be paying attention to the minister, unless he’s totally boring and has no idea what the difference is between the Old Testament and the New. Otherwise, the following behavior is permissible in church. But keep in mind that you didn’t hear it from Hottywood.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 15-21, 2009

November 15, 2009

Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.

A LETTER TO MY HATER

November 12, 2009

I have found my place in life. I am happy and rich in more ways than money. And it is all because of you. My inspiration. My muse. My personal crap bag. My hater.

How To Move on From a Relationship: A Lesson for the Loser Who Keeps Getting Dumped & Won’t Let Go

November 10, 2009

Dealing with a break-up isn’t that difficult if you know the two basic rules of “getting over” it.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 8-14, 2009

November 9, 2009

Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Ass-Whooping: A Brain Deficiency Defined

November 5, 2009

So you’re ex won’t take “No” for an answer, eh? And you’re searching for an understanding of why your message isn’t getting across. Well search no more. Have I got the answer for you!

Things Men Hate: A Fail-Safe Relationship Buzz Kill

November 3, 2009

Ladies, have you ever wondered why a guy is just not that into you? Well I’m going to do you a favor and give you a quick glimpse of the most common mistakes women make that runs a guy off into the night like a bull chasing an armadillo.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 2-6, 2009

November 3, 2009

Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed through the four elements of the earth.