Archive for January 2010
January 31, 2010
They say only time will tell what the future holds. I say rubbish! Hottywood can tell you that. Take heed. Knowledge is power.
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Tags: alcohol, anatomy, Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, bandit, bank, bees, Boredom, Cancer, Capricorn, Children, choices, Club, Credit, deals, decisions, ego, Employment, Fight, finance, flies, future, Gemini, ghetto, honey, Horoscope, illusion, instincts, intuition, kool-aid, Leo, Libra, Magic, Money, party, Pisces, plumbing, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Stripper, Taurus, Time, toilet, training, Unemployment, Vacation, violence, Virgo
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January 28, 2010
Alter egos. Everyone has one. The other side of who you portray yourself to be to the real world. At the best times possible, and sometimes at the very worst, our alto egos take control of our bodies and tell reality to f*ck off in the worst way…or the best! It all depends on the character you play and the tricks you have up your sleeve. So who’s your alter ego?
Posted in Advice, Humor, Uncategorized |
Tags: 007, agents, Alter ego, America, Animals, beauty, Blog, bullets, cat, catwoman, character, clever, Colors, conniving, cunning, debonair, Defense, detectives, Entertainment, evil, explosion, fantasy, femininity, Fighting, Food, good, grocery store, guns, Humor, imagination, innocent, inquisitive, Interior Design, James Bond, justice, lasso, Moods, Mystery, noble, paint, People, personality, PETA, Peter Parker, Power, private eyes, reality, redemption, Rorschach, senses, Sex, Sexuality, shadows, Spiderman, spy, stilettos, suave, superhero, superhuman, supernatural, theater, Victoria's Secret, villains, Watchmen, Weapons, wonder woman, world, world domination, xena, Xena the Warrior Princess
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January 24, 2010
This week your underwear have less holes in them and you may be asked out on a date to end your dry spell. However, you won’t know for sure until you’ve had your fortune told by the one and only Hottywood!
Posted in HORRORscopes, Humor |
Tags: Advice, Animals, Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, athletes, bee, beef, bees, biology, blessings, boxing, bumble bees, Cancer, Capricorn, Chemistry, choices, clones, cookies. anatomy, Dating, decisions, dentist, Employment, Entertainment, Fashion, Feet, Fighting, Finances, Food, foot, Gambling, games, gas, Gemini, Hollywood, HORRORscopes, Hygiene, IHOP, inquiry, jungle, Leo, Libra, lion, Magic, Man, Matrix, Men, Money, Movies, mutants, People, personality, Pets, Pisces, poison, possum, reflection, Relationships, Religion, Sagittarius, Scorpio, sea, seafood, Shoes, shrimp, skunk, smile, soap, sports, Stars, Style, swatch, Taurus, teeth, Television, theater, theatre, Unemployment, Virgo, watch, Woman, Women, X-Men
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January 22, 2010
Are you tired of going on one bad date after another? Well now’s your chance to rest easy because you’re not alone. It’s time to stand up for your rights and fight back with a few easy quick steps to sabotage a bad date disgracefully.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Relationships |
Tags: Advice, anatomy, animation, blind date, Blog, Cell Phone, cheese, Church, Cold, Comedy, Dating, demons, Design, dessert, Diana Ross, Education, Entertainment, facts, finance, Finances, Food, greek myth, Help, Humor, information, interior decorating, Knowledge, Lil Kim, list, Love, lovers, Man, marriage, Medusa, Men, mice, Money, monsters, moron, Music, mythology, nipples, noise, People, Rants, rap star, Relationship, restaurants, reviews, Sabotage, seasons, Shopping, Silly, snakes, sound effects, stupid, Style, vows, Weather, Woman, Women
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January 19, 2010
For teens and young adults, doing the whole sunglasses-at-night thing is all about image and style. It’s about looking cool and making a statement. But if you ask me, if they’re not P. Diddy, the only statement they’re making is, “I look dumb.”
Posted in Advice, Fashion, Humor |
Tags: Animals, city life, Club, Comedy, Corey Hart, decorating, dining, Dogs, drivers, driving, Education, elderly, Entertainment, eyewear, family tree, Fashion, fashion faux pas, field, generation, happiness, home, Interior Design, laughter, lense, Little House on the Prarie, Man, Medical, Medicine, Michael Landon, moron, NASCAR, night, night life, ophthalmology, P. Diddy, party, patient, People, Pets, pirate, racing, red carpet, streets, stupid, Stupidity, Style, sunglasses, Sunglasses at Night, trends, truck, vote, voting, wisdom, Woman, X-Men
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January 17, 2010
I can see in my crystal ball that your week will be a little better than last week’s fiasco. But I wouldn’t do any cartwheels if I were you. It won’t be better by much.
Posted in Advice, HORRORscopes, Humor |
Tags: Animals, Aquarius, Aries, art, Ass, Astrology, Babies, barber, bear, camera, Cancer, Capricorn, center stage, cereal, Chicken, Children, Christmas, Cologne, conversation, Cow, crystal ball, dandruff, debate, Denim, disaster, dog, dumb, fantasy, Fashion, Fast Food, favor, Fear, Food, Gemini, hair, hibernate, hibernation, hororscope, Horror, ignorant, issues, Leo, Libra, literacy, literature, lucky, Magic, Man, Men, milk, national inquirer, pampers, People, Perfume, Pets, Pisces, plumbing, prostitution, Questions, quiz, rooster, Sagittarius, Santa Claus, Scorpio, Shopping, siblings, spotlight, stupid, Style, Taurus, theater, Travel, Trousers, turrets syndrome, Twins, Vacation, Virgo, visually impaired, volcano, Woman, Women
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January 14, 2010
This post is about nothing. It has absolutely no substance whatsoever. Sometimes things need to be that simple. Have no meaning; no purpose. No why or because. Just be, for the need and desire of enjoying the moment of purposeless time.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Uncategorized |
Tags: Advice, anyone, aroma therapy, Black, Boy, calm, clocks, Colors, everyone, Fashion, Girl, Humor, Interior Design, Life, lifestyle, Man, Men, natural, nothing, People, purposes, seclusion, serenity, silence, simplicity, space, stillness, Style, Time, Woman, Women
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January 9, 2010
Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Posted in HORRORscopes, Humor |
Tags: Advice, Animals, Aquarius, Aries, Army, bad luck, Blog, Cancer, Capricorn, dober pinscher, Dogs, Entertainment, Exercise, Food, Funny, Gemini, Hororscopes, Horror, Humor, Leo, Libra, Life, Love, Man, Men, Military, Navy, Pandamonium, Pandemics, Pedicures, People, Pets, Pisces, Rants, Relationships, Romance, Scorpio, Style, Tabloids, Taurus, Television, Virgo, Woman, Women
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January 7, 2010
It’s safe to assume that you aren’t the only one who catches some Zs at work. It’s common. The trick is not to get caught. And here’s where Hottywood comes in.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Office Humor |
Tags: alarms, alcohol, art, bakery, baking, Beach, beaches, cake, complexion, creativity, employer, Employment, Entertainment, ethnicity, Fashion, files, Fire, fireman, firemen, Funny, furniture, holiday, Humor, Man, Men, nationality, Office, Office Humor, overcoat, parties, party, pastry, patries, People, portrait, portraits, race, racing, sand, skin, Sleep, Style, Unemployment, Woman, Women, xerox
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January 6, 2010
They’re out there. You can’t escape them. They’re masked with bright smiles and orange hats, but beneath it all they are evil! They are a hidden nation spread across the world whose sole purpose is to annoy the living sh*t out of you. They are your NEIGHBORS!
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Tags: 2x4, A Team, AA, Advice, Animals, arguing, arguments, Army, automobiles, automotive, Blog, Cars, Cell Phone, Coffee, debate, Dogs, Employment, Entertainment, Fashion, feuding neighbors, Fight, Fighting, Fights, Fire, Funny, Gossip, gravity, Hanukah, Home Depot, hot, Humor, interior decorating, iron, Language, mad, Man, Marilyn Manson, Men, menace, militia, mohawks, Mr. T, Music, native, Neighbors, peace, People, planks, serene, serenity, smoke inhalation, society, Starbucks, strike, Style, success, support groups, target, training, unenemployment, vehicles, Weapons, Woman, Women
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January 2, 2010
Life would go so much smoother if you could foresee the distribution of ass gas at the very moment you are exchanging phone numbers with a potential new lover. Well never fear, Hottywood is here to help with the predictions of the future.
Posted in Advice, HORRORscopes, Humor |
Tags: Advice, anatomy, Animals, Aquarius, Aries, Astrological, astroloy, Cancer, Capricorn, cleaning products, color, Colors, energy, Entertainment, Fans, Fashion, Fighting, Food, free, free spirit, Funny, funny horoscopes, Gemini, Gossip, hair, heat, Horoscope, Humor, humorous, Hygiene, Karma, kick boxing, Leo, Libra, Life, never give up, never quit, People, perspiration, Pisces, Psychology, rainbow, Relationships, Romance, rumors, Sagittarius, Scorpio, secret, spirits, Stars, Style, success, Taurus, Twins, Virgo
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