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Archive for February 2010
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Feb. 21-27, 2010
February 22, 2010
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Tags: alcohol, Animals, Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, automobiles, begging, Cancer, Capricorn, Cars, Cats, Celebrity, champagne, choices, class, Cookies, death, decisions, detective, Dogs, Education, elegance, Employment, energy, Entertainment, favor, Food, Fortune, fun, Funny, Gemini, Gossip, grammar, greek gods, gum, gun, gypsy, halloween, holiday, Horoscope, Horror, Humor, intelligence, investigate, Karma, kool-aid, laundry, lazy, Leo, Libra, Life, Luck, Magic, manners, Morning, motor oil, movie, Mystery, negative, Olympus, Pets, Pisces, plan, positive, puppy, Questions, Sagittarius, Scorpio, secret, Signs, suspense, Taurus, Television, threat, trivia, Virgo, Zodiac
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Traffic’s Hate Mail
February 17, 2010What would you say to traffic if you had the chance to catch it out on the street alone and vulnerable? Find out what one irate driver had to say…
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Tags: afternoon, alcohol, angry, Animals, automobile, automotive, beverage, boats, boss, bullets, business, car, Cats, Children, Church, communicate, Communication, compromise, Construction, doctor, drinks, ducks, Employment, evening, Fear, Finances, financial, Fright, frustrated, frustration, Funny, funny people, funny things, guns, horn, Hunting, Kids, late, laughter, locomotive, mad, mayhem, Medical, Medicine, Meeting, Money, Morning, Office, panic, payback, payment, People, pirates, racing, revenge, road rage, running, rush hour, sanctuary, Scared, School, ships, shooting, smile, steam, talk, thoughts, tracks, Traffic, trains, trees, Unemployment, weak, wilderness, wisdom, work, wreck
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Feb. 14-20, 2010
February 13, 2010Some people believe that bad luck doesn’t exist. Whether you’re one of those people or not, the thought has crossed your mind. You’re only human. Why not take a shot in the dark and try to avoid those little unseen land mines with a little help from Hottywood?
Posted in Advice, HORRORscopes, Humor |
Tags: alcohol, anatomy, annoying, Aquarius, art, biology, Birds, blue, breakfast, breath, Cancer, Capricorn, change, charm, Chemistry, Christmas, color, Communication, confidence, conversation, Cookies, crazy, creativity, darkness, Dating, easy, Entertainment, Finances, financial, Food, games, Gemini, Gifts, holiday, HORRORscopes, Humor, imagination, insults, journey, Knowledge, laughter, Leo, Libra, Life, light, liquor, Love, Luck, Magic, Man, manipulation, Men, Money, multi, multi-personality, Music, onions, party, People, Pisces, pizza, Power, Presents, relationships. taurus, relaxation, rumors, Scorpio, Sex, Singing, smut, special occasion, Style, surprise, trashy, trip, Vacation, Valentine's Day, Virgo, Water, Weapons, wisdom, Woman, Women
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What You Settle For is What You Get
February 11, 2010Relationships aren’t just about pretty smiles, hypnotic eyes and fat asses. Sure, those may be some of the more important things to look out for, but if that’s all you’re focusing on, chances are you’re in for a world of trouble. You need to know what to look out for to determine if the relationship is even worth your time.
Posted in Advice, Relationships |
Tags: alcohol, animal, argue, bar, barber, Bedrock, Blog, boobs, Boredom, business, Club, Communication, complain, cops, Dating, Design, digging, Dogs, doom, dream, Employment, Entertainment, Eyes, Fashion, Fight, finance, Flintstone, Food, footwear, grave, grievance, hair, hearache, Heart, heartbreak, hike, hills, Life, Love, Man, match, Men, Money, muffin, News, night club, numbers, Pants, party, Police, real estate, realty, Relationship, secret, selfish, separation, Sex, Shoes, shovel, Style, stylish, suspiscious, Trousers, trust, value, violence, Woman, Women, wood, work, worry
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The ‘Why in the Hell Would You Do That???’ List
February 9, 2010It goes without saying that this world is full of stupid people who do stupid things. Instead of talking about how idiotic they are, we should learn what NOT to do to wind up on the “Why in the Hell Would You Do That, Genius?” list, like those very same stupid people.
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Tags: accessories, alcohol, alcoholic, anatomy, art, barber, Black, Boy, bride, challenge, Children, common sense, Construction, danger, date, Dating, death, debt, driving, drunk, EBT, employee, Employment, Entertainment, Fashion, Fat, finance, financial, Food, Funny, genius, ghetto, Girl, glasses, greedy, Groceries, grociery, haircut, heaven, hell, Hollywood, homelessness, hood, Humor, hunger, hungry, In Living Color, jealousy, Jim Carey, Kids, laugh, Life, liquor, Man, Money, Mystery, NASCAR, nerd, paint, paralysis, party, People, professor, projects, racing, Relationships, Sex, Shopping, smart, stunt, stupid, stupid people, stupidy, Style, sunglasses, Wayans, wedding, wheelchair, Woman
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Feb. 7-13, 2010
February 7, 2010Make the most of every moment with a helping hand from Hottywood Helps. That catastrophe that lurks around the corner can be avoided with a little insight from the guy who has all the answers!
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Tags: Advice, anatomy, appearance, Aquarius, Aries, attitude, barber, boxing, boys, camping, Cancer, Capricorn, Catholic, Chinese, Church, Cold, crystal ball, day, electricity, Entertainment, Fashion, Fight, fish, Food, fortune cookie, fortune teller, freak, friend, friendship, fun, future, Gemini, girls, Hate, Horoscope, Horror, Humor, jewelry, Leo, Libra, Love, Luck, Magic, Medical, Medicine, mood, nerves, night, ninja, observation, passion, Pisces, plug, Police, Power, prison, privacy, psych, Sagittarius, samurai, Scorpio, Shoes, shop, sneeze, stains, steel, Style, swimming, sword, Taurus, Travel, trip, unlucky, Vacation, Virgo, Water
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I’d Love to Stay and Chat But I’d Rather Choke On My Own Fist
February 3, 2010Stop dumping your problems on other people. Why? Because no one gives a sh*t. You’re the only person who has the power to change your situation.
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Tags: Acting, Affection, airplane, anatomy, Animals, annoying, Babies, baby, Beach, boats, boundaries, bullets, care, Cats, Chemistry, Cow, Credit, cruise, deficit, drama, Employment, finance, Haiti, harp, Help, hope, Jessica Simpson, Jobs, Life, listening, Man, Medical, Medicine, meter, milk, Money, monkey, Music, noise, ocean, Parents, People, personality, Psychologist, Psychology, queen, Questions, Relationship, sadness, sand, shrink, sky diving, stage, swim, tears, The Titanic, theater, theatre, Time, Travel, Unemployment, Vacation, Woman
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A Day in the Life in the Hills of Hottywood
February 2, 2010There are many myths that lurk in the cold streets of Hottywood. It has nothing to do with money, fame, or chasing lost dreams. It’s about so much more – because in the hills of Hottywood, you’ve got to want it all.
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Tags: 007, acoustics, adventure, Al Paccino, alcohol, arguments, blackberry, Cars, cigar, city, confession, crime, Cuba, danger, diamonds, dreams, Egypt, Entertainment, expectation, fame, Fashion, Fear, field, Fight, fish, fisherman, fishing, gang, gangsters, glamour, glass, glitz, guns, Hollywood, Humor, hustle, information, James Bond, law, Lessons, limo, lord, mirror, Money, Music, mysterious, Mystery, New York, News, newspaper, noise, Parish Hilton, party, photographs, reflection, Rules, Scarface, seafood, secret, secret agent, Sleep, sound, spies, spy, Style, surprises, Taebo, ticket, tobacco, Travel, violence, Washington D.C.
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