The subway system isn’t just a land full of grumpy caffeine-deprived workaholics. It’s also a place where people go to get their purses snatched, where trains go to rest in the middle of rush hour and where the completely misunderstood accidentally fall into the train tracks.
Archive for May 2010
The “Underground Ghetto”
May 27, 2010
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Tags: accident, adidas, alley, animal, animated, Babies, bus, caffeine, cat, Children, cleavage, Coffee, complain, country, cowboy, deficit, Education, electricity, Employment, Entertainment, Eyes, flying, folk music, Foresight, funds, ghetto, hat, Hermes, Humor, hypnosis, Job, Kids, lie, lifestyle, Magic, Men, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, Music, New York, passenger, payment, People, perfect, pigeon, polka, private, Public, public access, public transportation, purse, riders, robbery, rush hour, safety, School, Shoes, sky, sneakers, spork, Star Trek, story, subway, tennessee, thinking, train, train tracks, transit, Travel, trip, underground, underworld, unpredictable, utensils, Vacation, visit, weirdo, wings, witnesses, Women, work
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You Can Not Be Mislead If You Follow Your Own Steps
May 26, 2010Today we’ll be discussing stupid muthaf*ckers who insist on asking your opinion on matters that are just as stupid as the person who’s inquiring your input, but don’t appreciate your response.
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Tags: Advice, Animals, answers, appreciation, argue, attitude, beg, Birds, Boy, breath, bushes, cake, care, class, Comedy, computer, consideration, devilish, eating, Education, effort, Entertainment, Food, forest, full, Funny, Girl, Heart, hungry, ignorance, inquiry, intelligence, interest, internet, judge, karate, lake, law, legal, Life, listen, Man, math, ocean, Opinion, options, parks, payback, People, pigeons, Politics, potatoes, psychiatrist, punching, question, quotation, quote, recreation, revenge, roof, School, sea, sense, sharks, smart, stairs, Stupidity, Style, technology, thoughts, trees, validation, Water, website, witness, Wolverine, Woman, X-Men
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Summer Sizzles! Break Up to Make Out
May 20, 2010Smart mouths, bickering gripes, and wandering eyes are what most people have to look forward to this summer. Find out why relationships generally end when the sun is at its highest peak.
Posted in Advice, Humor, Relationships, Sex |
Tags: alcohol, arguing, argument, arouse, Australia, Beach, birthday, Body, boomerang, booze, Break Up, breasts, cheap, Cheating, Christmas, clinic, clothes, construction workers, dancer, dark, darkness, Dating, debate, disagree, does size matter, down under, Exercise, Fashion, Fight, Finances, Fire, flirt, Funny, games, Holidays, hot, Hunting, inhibition, Intimacy, Life, Man, mardi gras, Medical, Medicine, Men, merchandise, Money, muscles, Mystery, night club, party, People, purchase, refund, Relationships, revelation, seasons, Sex, Sexuality, soul mate, special occasion, sport, stress, Stripper, Style, summer, surfing, swimming, titties, trip, Vacation, Valentine's Day, Woman, Women
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 16-22, 2010
May 17, 2010When the worst seems to get you down and you’ve run out of booby traps in your stained bag of tricks, there’s only one person who can help steer you in the direction away from karma, stink bombs and a winch named “Lady Luck.”
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Tags: Advice, angel, animal, Animals, answers, Aquarius, Aries, arithematic, Ass, Astrology, automobiles, biology, Blog, booby traps, braids, butt, Cancer, Capricorn, Cars, chest, clean, Comedy, confidence, crab, crazy, crime, crystal ball, Dating, Employment, execution, Fashion, Fear, follicles, fortune teller, Fright, Funny, Gemini, gypsy, hair, Heart, Horoscope, Horror, ideas, independence, inquiry, Job, judge, judgment, ketchup, laughter, laundry, Leo, Liar, Libra, lie, Life, lion, losing, Love, Luck, Magic, Man, math, measurement, mop, natural, nose, Opinion, overview, People, Pisces, plumbing, Questions, record, Relationships, revelation, review, right, Sagittarius, saliva, scale, Scorpio, self absorbed, selfish, Signs, Socks, spit, spring cleaning, strength, Style, suggestion, Taurus, texture, tiger, toilet paper, Traffic, Twins, virgin, Virgo, Water, winning, Woman, wrong, Zodiac
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Alcohol: An American Contribution
May 11, 2010Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, lushes, drunks and everyone called anything that means the same damn thing – HAPPY ALCOHOL APPRECIATION WEEK! If we are able to celebrate our forefathers for their contributions to our American history, then so shall we celebrate their choice of recreation of downing the liberties that gives this great country its uninhibited spirit.
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Tags: 007, 14th century, 15th century, acoustics, Adolescence, adventure, advertisement, Advice, agents, Al Paccino, alcohol, Alter ego, America, American history, amusement, Animals, aphrodisiac, appreciation, Aquarius, arguments, Aries, Army, aroma therapy, art, artistic, Asian, atom, atoms, Attraction, automobiles, Babies, bad breath, bad luck, bar, Batman, beauty, beer, beverage, biology, Black, blackberry, Blog, Blues, books, booze, botox, boxing, Boy, boys, breathalyzer test, bullets, business, butt, cake, calm, Cameras, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, Captain America, carbon, Cars, cat, Cats, catwoman, cavity, Celebration, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, character, Cheaters, Cheating, cheer, Chemistry, Children, Chris Brown, Christmas, Christopher Columbus, chug, cigar, city, clever, clocks, clothes, Cologne, Comedy, communion, community, confession, conniving, Construction, consumption, cooking, cops, couch potato, coworker, crime, crime fighting, crowds, Cuba, cunning, danger, Dating, deaf, debonair, Deceiving, December, Deception, decisions, Declaration of Independence, Defense, dentist, Dentists, detectives, diamonds, diet, dober pinscher, doctor, Dogs, drama, dream, dreams, drill, drinking, drinks, driving while under the influence, drunk, drunken, drunks, DUI, Earth, Education, Egypt, elf, elves, Emotions, Employment, encouragement, Entertainment, ethanol, euphoria, everyone, evil, Exercise, expectation, explosion, face, failure, fame, fantasy, Fashion, Feelings, Feet, femininity, field, Fight, Fighting, fish, fisherman, fishing, flattery, Food, Football, forefathers, formula, fragrances, fun, Funny, furniture, gang, gangsters, Gemini, George Bush, Giants, gin & tonic, Girl, girls, glamour, glass, glasses, glitz, good, greeting cards, grocery store, guilt, Guilty, happiness, Haters, Health, Heart, heat, Help, hiding, holiday, honor, horny, Hororscopes, Horror, HORRORscopes, Hottywood, Humor, hustle, hydrogen, hydroxyl, Hygiene, idiot, Ike, Ike Turner, illness, imagination, information, innocent, inquisitive, Inspiration, insults, intelligence, James Bond, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Jobs, Joker, justice, Karma, Kids, kiss, Knowledge, land, lasso, laughter, laundry, law, league, legal, Leo, Lessons, Liar, Libra, lie, lies, Life, lifestyle, Lights, limo, liquor, listening, literacy, literature, little people, Lonliness, lord, Love, lush, Man, manners, math, mathematics, Medical, Medicine, Meeting, Memory, Men, Midgets, Military, mirror, moderation, Money, mood, Moods, mother-in-law, Motown, mouthwash, Movies, Music, mysterious, Mystery, natural, Navy, nerd, New World, New Year's, New York, News, newspaper, noble, noise, nothing, offbeat, Office, Opinion, organic, pain, paint, Pandamonium, Pandemics, Parish Hilton, parties, Partners, party, patient, Pedicures, People, Perfume, personality, PETA, Peter Parker, Pets, photographs, Pisces, plumbing, polic, Police, Politicians, Power, privacy, private eyes, promotion, protection, puppies, purposes, quit, R. Kelly, Rants, reality, recess, redemption, reflection, reindeer, Relationship, Relationships, relaxant, Religion, restraining order, revenge, rights, Rihanna, Rock n' Roll, Romance, Rorschach, rumor, sadness, Sagittarius, salloon, Sandals, Santa Claus, Santa Clause, scandal, Scarface, School, science, Scorpio, seafood, seclusion, secret, secret agent, Secrets, self control, senses, serenity, Sex, sexy, shadows, shame, Shopping, Signs, silence, simplicity, skiing, Sleep, smell, smoking, Socializing, socials, Socks, sound, special occasion, spices, Spiderman, spies, spy, St. Nick, stalkers, Statistics, stilettos, stink, stress, studies, Stupidity, Style, suave, success, super hero, superhero, superhuman, Superman, supernatural, surprise, surprises, survey, suspense, Symbols, Tabloids, Taebo, Taurus, Television, Thanks, theater, ticket, Tina Turner, tipsy, tobacco, toenails, Tori Spelling, Traffic, transportation, trashed, Travel, trees, Tribute, Twilight, Unemployment, Vacation, Vampires, Victoria's Secret, victory, villains, vilolence, Virgo, voyage, Washington D.C., Watchmen, whiskey, Wine, winner, Woman, Women, wonder woman, work, world, world domination, writing, X-Men, xena, Xena the Warrior Princess
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Things Not to Say to Your Boss, Unless You Just Don’t Give a…
May 5, 2010Everyone has a moment where they want to tell their supervisor what they really think about them. Even your supervisor has those days with their supervisor. Here is a a list of things you should never say to your boss, unless you just don’t give a f*ck.
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Tags: acoustics, administration, affair, alcohol, Animals, assistant, award, bitch, blackmail, blind, box, boxing, breasts, Celebration, Cell Phone, character, Comedy, comical, concentration, dial tone, Dogs, Donald Trump, drinks, echo, employee, employer, Employment, Entertainment, escort, Exercise, Eyes, fart, Fear, Feet, fired, flirting, Food, Funny, games, gas, hiking, hire, inferior, insults, laughter, lava, Laziness, lazy, leverage, Life, line, loud, Man, Men, mountains, mouth, Music, neck, nice rack, Office, party, patience, phone, pink slip, Police, Potato Chips, privacy, promotion, protection, rant, rave, reception, recognition, reward, Rocks, roommate, security, Sex, Shoes, sight, smell, sound, soup kitchen, sports, spy, Style, subordinate, superior, temptation, termination, titties, Travel, Unemployment, Vacation, volcano, weight loss, wireless, Woman, Women, work
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 2-8, 2010
May 3, 2010So the weekend is over and now you’re worried that Karma is on its way to bite you in the ass for that dastardly prank you played on someone you deemed silly, stupid or pointless. Luckily, you have Hottywood to tell you what’s in the cards for your luck.
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Tags: acne, Affection, alcohol, Animals, appreciation, Aquarius, Aries, band, bar, bathroom, birthday, blessing, bluff, booze, boxing, bright lights, business, cake, Cancer, Capricorn, Cats, Chicken, Cold, Comedy, company, comprehension, diet, eyebrows, Fight, fish, fly, Food, foul, frustration, Funky, Gambling, Gemini, hamsters, Health, heaven, homicide, horny, impression, Jokes, journey, kisses, lake, Language, Leo, lesson, liars, Libra, lies, Life, lion, lubricant, lubrication, makeup, match, measurement, Medical, Medicine, Music, nipples, ocean, peeing, People, personality, pimples, Pisces, plumbing, poker, porno, Relationship, relief, Religion, river, Romance, Sagittarius, sale, salmon, scale, Scorpio, seafood, Sex, Shopping, singer, spider, sports, stall, stinky, stripper poles, suicide, Taurus, third person, tigers, toilet, Travel, Vacation, violence, Virgo, Water, weight gain, windows, wings, Wrestling
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