Over the course of the last year, we’ve discussed some very interesting mistakes that the common man or woman makes. Today we will spotlight the disaster of sharing a public restroom.
Archive for July 2010
Potty Problems: A Public Disgrace
July 30, 2010
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Assess Your Own Personality
July 29, 2010It’s time for an individual personality assessment. Half of the people who take up the Earth’s oxygen need no one to tell them what kind of a screw up they are. Alas, the other half of Earth’s people can’t wait to point their fingers and redirect the focus from their own jacked-up characters. HottywoodHelps.com challenges you to assess yourself to gain a better understanding of how people perceive you.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 25-31, 2010
July 26, 2010The universe has a funny way of laughing at us. Well have I’ve got news for the universe: Sh*t happens! That’s just the way it is and has been since the beginning of time. But no matter what the universe throws at you, you’re more prepared than you think. However, one mustn’t forget all sh*t stinks.
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People in Hell Want Ice Water
July 23, 2010Though we often feel guilty for turning a blind eye to those poor folks who beg for spare change, we can’t help but to ask ourselves, “Where do we draw the line?”
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Tags: Africa, alcohol, animal, art, Ass, bag, bamboozle, beg, believe, blind, bone, booze, borrow, brandy, breath, budget, bum, bump, bus, butt, change, Club, commercial, continent, court, creativity, deficit, devil, dime, dog, draw, drinking, drunk, economy, Employment, encourage, enough, eviction, Eyes, Fashion, fib, Fight, finance, Food, fool, funding, funds, Funny, gag, Geography, get laid, gift, gin, Guilty, halloween, hard times, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, hide, infomercial, information, insect, Job, judge, Kids, land, laugh, law, lawyer, lend, Liar, lie, Life, line, liquor, Luck, mask, metro, Money, mother, Movies, News, Obama, pad lock, panhandler, paper, party, People, planets, plate, Politics, poor, pores, purchase, purse, repellant, rich, Save the Children, scream, senses, Sex, smell, solar system, steel, street, stupid, Style, suspect, swag, train, transportation, universe, utensil, vodka, wallet, wealth, wrap
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What Doesn’t Kill Us Makes Us Stronger…Or Lucky
July 20, 2010The next time you’re stuck in a sticky situation and you’re not too sure how you’re going to get out of it, there are a few things that you can do to help put your mind at ease just as long as you bare in mind that whatever doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger…or luckier.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 18-24, 2010
July 19, 2010Welcome to this week’s edition of Hottywood’s HORRORscopes. This is your chance to find out what effects your smelly socks will have on the universe and where your disposition ranks you among those people who pretend not to judge you. Are you ready? Well if you aren’t, that’s what I’m here for. Why? Because Hottywood Helps!
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Don’t Pay Money for an Undone Do: That’s a Major DON’T
July 15, 2010What do you know about wigs, other than what you’ve been taught to believe? And don’t try to slip in the horse tail thing.
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Tags: 16th century, actor, Advice, Alaska, America, Animals, Attraction, Beach, beliefs, Beyonce, Blog, buffalo, Celebrity, character, Cher, China, Clubs, congress, creativity, culture, Declaration of Independence, drag queen, dress, Egyptian, electric, encouragement, England, Entertainment, extension, Fashion, feather, finance, France, garmet, Gay, George Washington, ghetto, hair, hair piece, History, human hair, Humor, Hygiene, icon, individuality, intelligence, James Monroe, Japan, King Louis, Knowledge, Lady Gaga, Marie Antoinette, materials, Men, Money, morals, Muslim, natural hair, nun, president, Princess Diana, prison, projects, Queen Elizabeth, Religion, Roman Empire, Sarah Palin, Sex, story, Style, sun screen, surprise, synthetics, Thomas Jefferson, tradition, trend, vice president, Victorian age, Wendy William, wig, wings, Women, wool, yak
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‘Til Death Does This Relationship Part: That’s What Frenemies Are For
July 13, 2010Friendship. We all know what it means, those of us who are lucky enough to have friends. But these days, can we really consider ourselves so lucky to have an inner circle?
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 11-17, 2010
July 11, 2010They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I say money does. Either way, it’s all one big fat case of the ‘tomato/tomawto’ syndrome. I know you missed me but you can get your sweaty paws off the jock strap because we’re back and roaring ferociously with Hottywood’s HORRORscopes!
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The Government of Hottywood
July 7, 2010Let’s clue the cluess in on who runs the city of Hottywood…
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Hottywood Gets Interviewed LIVE
July 7, 2010Be sure to tune in to ‘Straight from the Horse’s Mouth’ when radio host, Ursala Joyner, probes the mind of yours truly, witty advice blogger – Hottywood Helps!
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Hottywood’s 1/2 Year Review of the 20 Top Pets Peeves of 2010…So Far
July 4, 2010We have crept our way through the first half of 2010 and what we’ve managed to experience is the newest line of pet peeves. Men and women have managed to raise the bar when it comes to matters of diverse annoyances, laughter and awkward silence.
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Hottywood Helps Brings You the Best of the Worst with its 100th Blog!
July 1, 2010Hottywood Helps would like to thank you for your continued support and invite you to join in a hand wave of congratulations for the 100th blog entry — bringing you the best of the worst. Congratulations Hottywood!
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