There are a dozen ways to tell someone to back the hell off and lucky for you, Hottywood is here to help you figure out the proper way to get your point across!
Archive for August 2010
Back Off, Sucka!
August 31, 2010
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 20-September 4, 2010
August 30, 2010The weekend is over and now it’s too late to blame your bad decisions and even worst luck on the alcohol. Luckily, Hottywood is here to help you prepare for the worst.
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Tags: absense, academic, accolades, action, Advice, aim, algebra, amusement, Animals, anniversary, apple, Aquarius, Aries, Army, aspirin, Ass, asshole, at risk, Attraction, baboon, bacon, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, battle, beg, believe, Ben & Jerry's, bill collector, birthday, blind, Blog, bone, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, brandy, breast, brillo pad, budget, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, butt, calculation, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, car insurance, carbs, career, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, cheeks, Chemistry, chest, Children, chocolate, Christmas, cinema, clash, cleaning, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, community service, competition, conflict, contest, continent, cops, corner, counting, court, crap, crowd, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, decision, decisions, decoration, Dentists, desire, diaper rash, diet, difficulties, dime, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, Dogs, drag queen, draw, drinking, dual, duel, eating, ecards, economy, Education, elf, elves, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, equations, events, eviction, evite, Exercise, face, failure, fan, fart, Fashion, Feelings, Feet, fetish, fib, Fight, Fighting, fire hydrant, flattery, flaw, flirt, foes, Food, fool, fragrances, fruit, funding, funds, Funny, gag, galaxy, gas, Gemini, get laid, Giants, gift, Gifts, gin, Girl, goals, greeting cards, greetings, hallmark, handicap, hard times, Health, hearing, hearing impaired, Help, hide, hiding, hitch hike, horny, Hororscopes, Horror, HORRORscopes, hot dog, Hottywood, house, Humor, Hygiene, ice cream, idiot, ignore, illness, infomercial, insect, intension, interest, intimidation, Italian, Italy, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Jenny Craig, jock strap, judge, judgment, kangaroo, Karma, kiss, knee caps, lactose, land, law, lawyer, lend, Leo, Lessons, Libra, lie, lies, Life, Lights, line, liquor store, Lonliness, Love, love triange, loyalty, Man, manners, marketing, mask, math, mathematics, McDonald's, measurement, Memory, Men, metro, Midgets, Military, mischief, mistakes, morals, motive, Movies, Muslim, Mystery, Navy, News, Obama, offense, old people, opera, oxygen, pad lock, Pandamonium, Pandemics, panhandler, paper, parties, party, paws, Pedicures, pee, penguin, penis, People, Perfume, Pets, Pisces, piss, planets, plate, plumbing, Police, poor, pores, pork, porno, protection, punishment, puppies, purchase, purse, Rants, read, recording, recreation, Relationship, Relationships, repellant, resources, restraining order, revelation, revenge, rich, Romance, Sagittarius, saluations, Santa Clause, Save the Children, School, science, Scorpio, scream, Sex, sexual, sickness, sight, singer, skiing, skin, smell, smoking, snake, sneaky, Socializing, socials, solar system, spices, stalkers, stink, stomach, street, Style, success, suffer, sugar, suspect, suspense, swag, sweets, syndrome, Tabloids, Taurus, Television, tickets, tomato, touch, Traffic, train, trait, transportation, trouble, underwear, Unemployment, universe, unpredictable, utensil, vagina, values, vegan, vegetarian, victory, video, video camera, vilolence, Virgo, vodka, wallet, wealth, weapon, Weight Watchers, weirdo, Whitney Houston, wig, wild side, wits, Woman, Women, wrap
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What We Can Learn From Living in the Hood
August 25, 2010Here’s a rare opportunity to discover what valuable lessons can be learned from living in the ‘hood.’ …never forget where you come from.
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Tags: 14k, abuse, accident, Acting, Advice, aluminum foil, Animals, annoying, antenna, appreciation, art, associates, auto, Babies, bad idea, bar, battle, beating, beer, beggers, belt, Boardwalk, boots, Boy, brain, bullets, bullies, bully, bus, cable tv, candy, cd, Celebrities, Cell Phone, Cheating, checks, Children, Clubhouse, Clubs, Comedy, community, computers, consequences, Construction, cops, cows, Crash, Dad, dating and relationships, Daughter, directions, discipline, diving, Dogs, dummies, dunce, dvd, Education, eject button, ejection seat, enemy, Entertainment, events, Exercise, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Faye Dunnaway, Fear, Fight, Fighting, finance, fingernail file, Fire, Food, Football, Friends, Funny, gas station, geeks, genius, ghetto, Girl, Godparents, gold, Good Times, Graduation, Grandparents, grass, grease, guns, hair style, hangnail, hardware, Health, Help, History, hoe, Hollywood, hood, hoopty, Human Behavior, Humor, ice cream, idiot, illegal tickets, infants, ink, intelligence, jail, Jehovah's Witness, jewelry, Joan Crawford, jumper, Kids, kiss, Knowledge, kool-aid, laugh, law, lawn, learning, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, lips, literature, little people, locomotive, lubrication, lying, Malls, Man, mean old lady, Midgets, misconception, Mom, Mommie Dearest, Money, morals, mouse, MTV, Music, natural hair, neighborhood, nerds, nerves, night club, night life, nipples, nosey neighbors, off beat, Office, old people, oodles & noodles, Opinion, out of control, palm trees, panhandler, parenting, Parents, party, pasture, People, people who always complain, pet peeves, Pets, phone, Phones, pimp, pimp my ride, planet, planning, playground, plumbing, Police, Pop Culture, poverty, prison, Psychology, Puberty, Public, Public Places, railroad, raise a child, reception, record, Red Lobster, respect, responsibility, Retail, review, robots, rollerblades, rude, sassing, School, secret, Secrets, Sex, Shopping, Silly, slap, smack, smart, sneaking, society, Son, spanking, spawn, Speeding Tickets, sports, staff meeting, Stars, stealing, Step Dad, Step Mom, Step Parents, stray, street football, strollers, Style, support, suspiscious, switch, tank, tap water, tattoo, teaching, Telephone, the projects, Tips, toilet, Tori Spelling, towing, tracks, train, Travel, trees, trend, underwear, using the bathroom, values, vaseline, VH-1, views, village, war, wino, Woman, workplace, wreck
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 22-28, 2010
August 23, 2010Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Meanwhile, you have to remember that you still have your own crap to deal with. Lucky for you there’s always a HORRORscope to help you prepare for the worst.
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Tags: absense, academic, accolades, action, Advice, aim, algebra, amusement, Animals, anniversary, apple, Aquarius, Aries, Army, aspirin, asshole, at risk, Attraction, baboon, bacon, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, battle, beg, believe, bill collector, blind, Blog, bone, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, brandy, breast, brillo pad, budget, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, butt, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, car insurance, carbs, career, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, Chemistry, chest, Children, chocolate, Christmas, cinema, clash, cleaning, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, competition, conflict, contest, continent, corner, counting, court, crap, crowd, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, decision, decisions, decoration, Dentists, desire, diaper rash, diet, difficulties, dime, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, Dogs, drag queen, draw, dual, duel, ecards, economy, elf, elves, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, equations, events, eviction, evite, Exercise, face, failure, fan, fart, Fashion, Feelings, Feet, fetish, fib, Fight, Fighting, fire hydrant, flattery, flaw, foes, Food, fool, fragrances, fruit, funding, funds, Funny, gag, galaxy, Gemini, get laid, Giants, gift, gin, Girl, goals, greeting cards, greetings, hallmark, handicap, hard times, Health, hearing, hearing impaired, Help, hide, hiding, hitch hike, horny, Hororscopes, Horror, HORRORscopes, hot dog, Hottywood, house, Humor, Hygiene, idiot, illness, infomercial, insect, intension, interest, intimidation, Italian, Italy, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, jock strap, judge, judgment, kangaroo, Karma, kiss, knee caps, lactose, land, law, lawyer, lend, Leo, Lessons, Libra, lie, lies, Life, Lights, line, liquor store, Lonliness, Love, loyalty, Man, manners, marketing, mask, math, mathematics, measurement, Memory, Men, metro, Midgets, Military, mischief, mistakes, morals, motive, Movies, Muslim, Mystery, Navy, News, Obama, offense, old people, opera, oxygen, pad lock, Pandamonium, Pandemics, panhandler, paper, parties, party, paws, Pedicures, pee, penguin, penis, People, Perfume, Pets, Pisces, piss, planets, plate, plumbing, Police, poor, pores, porno, protection, punishment, puppies, purchase, purse, Rants, read, recording, recreation, Relationship, Relationships, repellant, resources, restraining order, revelation, revenge, rich, Romance, Sagittarius, saluations, Santa Clause, Save the Children, science, Scorpio, scream, Sex, sickness, singer, skiing, smell, snake, sneaky, Socializing, socials, solar system, spices, stalkers, stink, stomach, street, Style, success, suffer, sugar, suspect, suspense, swag, sweets, syndrome, Tabloids, Taurus, Television, tomato, train, trait, transportation, trouble, underwear, Unemployment, universe, unpredictable, utensil, vagina, values, vegan, vegetarian, victory, video, video camera, vilolence, Virgo, vodka, wallet, wealth, weapon, weirdo, Whitney Houston, wig, wild side, wits, Woman, Women, wrap
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 15-21, 2010
August 16, 2010Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: absense, academic, accounting, adventure, Advice, aim, airport, alley, anatomy, animal, Animals, ankles, Aquarius, Aries, Article, aspirin, Ass, athlete, atmosphere, attention, attitude, auto, automobile, baboon, baby, bacon, bad, balance, baseball, basket, basset hound, Batman, bats, beautiful, beauty, bed, belief, bike, bleach, Blog, boats, Body, bomb, books, booty calls, bull, bullets, bullhorn, caffeine, Cancer, Capricorn, car insurance, career, Cars, cartoon, Cashier, caution, character, chest, Children, China, chocolate, choices, Church, cliff, Coffee, coma, Comedy, comfort, comics, concern, conscious, Cookies, counting, Crabs, crowd, crytal ball, culture, cure, Cures, dandruff, darkness, Dating, day, decision, decorating, decoration, Depression, Design, destiny, diaper rash, Disney Land, docks, doctor, dog, drive, Easter, eavedropping, Education, eggs, elevators, Emotions, Employment, enemy, Exercise, experience, expression, face, faith, fame, fart, Fashion, fate, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Feet, Fight, finance, fishing, Fitness, flock, Food, footwear, foreplay, fortune teller, freak, friend, Fright, fruit, fun, Funny, fur, furniture, garments, gas, Gemini, ghost, glue, good, grace, gun, gypsy, hair, Hate, Health, hearing, heaven, hell, hiding, Horoscope, horse, hot dog, Humor, Hygiene, icon, ignorance, illness, insults, intelligence, interior, Interior Design, jock strap, joy, judgment, jumping, justice, kangaroo, Karma, Knowledge, lakes, language arts, laughter, laundry, lazy, Leo, Libra, lie, lies, lion, literature, Lonliness, Love, Lover, Luck, Magic, mail, Man, math, Medical, Medicine, Midgets, mold, mole, Money, monkey, monkies, month, mood, mule, muscles, Music, Muslim, mystical, new, News, newspaper, night, nipples, numbers, Office, old, old people, Opinion, party, pasture, paws, pee, peeing, penis, personal opinion, personality, pew, philly, Pisces, piss, planning, plumbing, Power, powers, pregnant, pride, problem, proverbs, psychiatrist, Psychic, pubic hair, public bathroom, quote, race, ram, read, reading, reading is fundamental, recording, recreation, refuge, Relationship, relief, revelation, river, road rage, Rocks, running, Sagittarius, sailing, Scorpio, security, self esteem, senses, serenity, Sex, shampoo, sheep, Shelter, shepherd, Shoes, shooting, siblings, sickness, smart, smell, smelling, smurfs, solar system, sports, stress, studies, Stupidity, Style, suffer, swimming, syndrome, tasting, Taurus, thinking, thought, Time, toenail, toes, toilet, tomato, Traffic, Travel, treatment, trees, trip, Twins, ugliness, ugly, underwear, universe, Vacation, vagina, vegan, vegetarian, vehicle, video camera, village, violence, Virgo, visit, walls, warning, Water, wealth, weirdo, well, whore, wolf, Woman, work, world, yak, years, young, Youtube, Zodiac
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The Short End of the Stick of an un-Relationship
August 12, 2010Let’s discuss the short end of the stick of being in an UN-relationship. The CONS of “friends with benefits.”
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Tags: acceptance, account, Advice, affair, alcohol, anatomy, angels, Animals, answers, art, attention, baggage, band-aid, bandaid, basics, bed, Behavior, bitch, blah, board, bond, book, booty call, booze, bra, breaking up, broken heart, buckets, bull, cake, Cats, Cell Phone, Cheating, choices, chores, climax, clothes, comfort, commitment, Communication, compromise, conversation, couple's therapy, creativity, crying, dance, Dating, Dear John, decision, decisions, Depression, disloyal, divorce, Dogs, donuts, doomed, drawing, duct tape, Dumped, Dunkin Donuts, Education, email, emotion, Emotions, emptiness, energy, Entertainment, Fashion, feeling, Feelings, fiance, flattery, flirt, Food, friends with benefits, Funny, gear, Happy, He's Just Not That Into You, healing, Heart, heart break, hearts, heaven, high school sweetheart, ho, hoe, housewife, Human, Humor, hurt, icing, ignore, immaturity, impression, infedility, infidelity, inquiry, inquisitive, journey, justification, justify, keys, Krispy Kreme, laughter, Lessons, lesten, Letter, lies, Life, linen, listening, literature, Love, loved ones, lying, Man, manipulation, marriage, mating, Men, Money, mood, Moving on, News, ninja stars, open relationship, Opinion, pain, Pants, People, perfection, Pets, pimp, prenuptial agreement, problem, promiscuity, prostitution, quality time, Questions, rabbit, reasons, Rejection, Relationship, Relationships, repentence, repercussions, reward, rodeo, Romance, sad, School, second chances, settle down, Sex, sexality, sexual, sheets, Signs, Silly, sin, single, skank, society, speaking, STD, Stupidity, Style, suffering, tears, Telephone, test, text message, thinking, thoughts, Time, Travel, trip, underestimated, underwear, uninterested, Vacation, valet, validation, visual, vulnerability, weapon, weight loss, what if, whore, wings, winner, Woman, Women, words, writing
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 8-14, 2010
August 8, 2010Many times, as you prepare to embark on a life-changing experience, one of your armpits perspire more than the other. That’s what we call the element of surprise. Life has a funny way of playing those kinds of pranks on people. Here’s your chance to get a jump on what other tricks life has up its sleeve.
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Tags: absense, academic, accolades, action, Advice, Africa, aim, alcohol, amusement, animal, Animals, anniversary, apple, art, Article, aspirin, Ass, Assessment, asshole, Astrology, attitude, baboon, baby, bacon, bag, bamboozle, beauty, beg, believe, bill collector, blind, Blog, bone, booze, borrow, brandy, breast, breath, brillo pad, budget, bullets, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, business, butt, car insurance, career, Cashier, change, character, chest, Children, chocolate, choices, Church, cinema, clash, class, cleaning, Club, commercial, conflict, continent, corner, counting, court, crap, creativity, crowd, Cures, Deception, decision, decoration, deficit, devil, diaper rash, dime, disposition, diva, dog, drag queen, drama, draw, drinking, drunk, dual, duel, economy, Education, Emotions, Employment, encourage, enough, events, eviction, expectation, Eyes, face, fan, fart, Fashion, Feelings, Feet, fib, Fight, finance, flattery, flaw, foes, Food, fool, fruit, funding, funds, Funny, gag, galaxy, gas, Geography, get laid, gift, gin, goals, greeting cards, Guilty, gun, hallmark, halloween, hard times, Health, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, hide, hitch hike, hope, hot dog, house, Hygiene, idiot, illness, infomercial, information, insect, insults, intelligence, intension, interest, Interior Design, intimidation, Italian, Italy, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Job, jock strap, Jokes, judge, judgment, kangaroo, Kids, kiss, lactose, land, laugh, law, lawyer, lend, Liar, lie, lies, line, liquor, liquor store, loyalty, Luck, marketing, mask, metro, mischief, Money, mood, motive, Movies, Muppets, Music, Muslim, nerd, News, nipples, numbers, Obama, offense, old people, opera, oxygen, pad lock, panhandler, paper, party, paws, pee, penguin, penis, People, personality, piss, planets, plate, Politics, poor, pores, Power, protection, punishment, purchase, purse, read, recording, recreation, Religion, repellant, resources, revelation, rich, Save the Children, science, scream, secret, senses, Shoes, shooting, sickness, singer, smart, smell, snake, sneaky, solar system, sports, steel, stomach, street, stupid, Stupidity, Style, success, suffer, suspect, suspense, swag, swimming, syndrome, theatre, toes, toilet, tomato, train, trait, transportation, trouble, underwear, universe, unpredictable, utensil, vagina, vegan, vegetarian, video camera, vodka, wallet, Water, wealth, weapon, weirdo, Whitney Houston, wig, work, wrap, Youtube
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Pep Talk: This Too Shall Pass
August 6, 2010Even a man with all the answers needs a little pep talk from time to time.
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Tags: accolades, Acting, action, Africa, alcohol, amusement, anatomy, animal, apple, Army, art, Ass, Assessment, asshole, Atlantic City, atmosphere, bag, bamboozle, bathroom, battle, beg, believe, biology, blind, bone, boots, booze, borrow, boxing, brain, brandy, breath, bubble, budget, bum, bump, bus, butt, cards, change, character, chef, Chemistry, Chicken, Church, cinema, clouds, Club, coma, commercial, consequences, continent, cook, corner, court, cowboys, crap, creativity, cullinary, decor, Defeat, deficit, Design, devil, dime, disposition, diva, doctor, dog, drag queen, drama, draw, drinking, drunk, dry all, easy, economy, educate, emotion, employ, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, escape, eviction, exeperience, exhausted, expectation, Eyes, fan, Fashion, fib, Fight, Fighting, finance, Fire, Food, fool, forest, fruit, funding, funds, Funny, gag, Gambling, genius, Geography, get laid, get-away car, gift, gin, glue, goals, Guilty, halloween, hard times, Health, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, hide, hospital, house, ideas, infomercial, information, insect, intension, interior, intimidation, Italian, Italy, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Job, judge, Kids, lactose, land, Las Vegas, laugh, law, lawyer, learning, lend, Liar, lie, lies, Life, line, liquor, liquor store, load, loyalty, Luck, lumber, mask, Medicine, metro, Money, monkey, mood, mother, motive, Movies, Music, nerd, News, nurse, Obama, offense, opera, oxygen, pad lock, panhandler, paper, party, People, pep talk, personality, plan, planets, plate, plumbing, poeple, Politics, poor, pores, Power, purchase, purse, Rain, reception, relaxation, repellant, resources, rest, revenge, rich, rubber, Save the Children, scream, secret, senses, Sex, singer, slingshot, slumber, smart, smell, snake, solar system, sports, steel, sticky, stomach, street, stupid, Style, success, suspect, swag, Television, theatre, tired, tools, train, trait, transportation, Travel, Truth, universe, unpredictable, utensil, Vacation, vegan, vegetarian, village, vodka, wall, wallet, war, water gun, wealth, weapon, Weather, Whitney Houston, wig, wings, woods, work, wrap
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The Ineffective, Yet Highly Enjoyable Hottywood Diet
August 5, 2010Check out the very ineffective, yet most highly enjoyable Hottywood Diet, guaranteed not to make you lose a single pound! Live life to the fullest…or live while being at your fullest.
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Tags: absense, accident, adidas, Africa, alcohol, alley, American Sociological Review, animal, animated, arrogant, art, Ass, associate, Astrology, Babies, bag, bamboozle, bathroom, beg, believe, better judgment, blind, bone, booze, bored at work, borrow, brandy, breath, budget, bum, bump, burgers, bus, butt, caffeine, calories, candy, cat, caution, caveman, change, chicken wings, Children, chocolate, cleavage, Club, Coffee, commercial, complain, confidant, confidence, confidential, continent, country, court, cowboy, crazy, creativity, Dairy Queen, Deception, deficit, dependence, desire, devil, diet, dime, document, dog, dragon, draw, drinking, drunk, economy, Education, egotistic, electricity, emotion, empathy, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, eviction, explosion, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Fast Food, Fat, Feelings, fib, Fight, finance, Fire, flying, folk music, Food, fool, Foresight, Friends, friendship, funding, funds, Funny, gag, gastric, Geography, get laid, ghetto, gift, gin, Golden Girls, Guilty, gypsy, halloween, hard times, hat, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, Hermes, hide, History, honesty, Horoscope, Hottywood, Housewives of Atlanta, Humor, hypnosis, income tax, individuality, infomercial, information, inner circle, insect, island, jail, jealousy, Jenny Craig, Job, journal, joy, judge, Kids, knights, land, laugh, laughter, law, lawyer, legal, lend, Letter, Liar, lie, Life, lifestyle, line, liquor, Luck, lying, Magic, mask, McDonald's, Men, meter maid, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, mood, mother, Movies, Mr. Goodbar, MTV, mushrooms, Music, New York, News, Nicole Richie, night club, Nutrisystem, Obama, obesity, obnoxious, pad lock, pain, panhandler, paper, Paris Hilton, party, passenger, payment, People, perfect, pigeon, pirate, planets, plate, plumbing, Politics, polka, poor, Popeyes, pores, private, Public, public access, public transportation, purchase, purse, reality television, red tape, Rejection, Relationship, repellant, report, rich, riders, road, robbery, rush hour, safety, Save the Children, School, scream, secret, senses, Sex, Shoes, shoplifting, Skinny, sky, slaves, smell, smurfs, sneakers, solar system, Sonic, spork, spouse, Star Trek, steel, story, street, strength, study, stupid, Style, subway, sun, superhero, suspect, swag, sympathy, T-Mobile, tennessee, The Hills, The Simple Life, thinking, toilet, train, train tracks, training, transit, transportation, Travel, trip, underground, underworld, universe, unpredictable, utensil, utensils, Vacation, village, visit, vodka, wallet, weakness, wealth, weight gain, weight loss, weirdo, wings, witnesses, Women, work, wrap, Zodiac
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 1-7, 2010
August 2, 2010Not every week can be as good as the last but there’s fun in finding out. Read on to test your luck with Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Tags: absense, accident, adidas, Africa, alcohol, alley, American Sociological Review, animal, animated, arrogant, art, Ass, associate, Astrology, Babies, bag, bamboozle, beg, believe, better judgment, blind, bone, booze, bored at work, borrow, brandy, breath, budget, bum, bump, bus, butt, caffeine, candy, cat, caution, caveman, change, Children, chocolate, cleavage, Club, Coffee, commercial, complain, confidant, confidence, confidential, continent, country, court, cowboy, crazy, creativity, Deception, deficit, dependence, desire, devil, dime, document, dog, dragon, draw, drinking, drunk, economy, Education, egotistic, electricity, emotion, empathy, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, eviction, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Feelings, fib, Fight, finance, Fire, flying, folk music, Food, fool, Foresight, Friends, friendship, funding, funds, Funny, gag, Geography, get laid, ghetto, gift, gin, Golden Girls, Guilty, gypsy, halloween, hard times, hat, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, Hermes, hide, History, honesty, Horoscope, Hottywood, Housewives of Atlanta, Humor, hypnosis, income tax, individuality, infomercial, information, inner circle, insect, island, jail, Job, journal, joy, judge, Kids, knights, land, laugh, laughter, law, lawyer, legal, lend, Letter, Liar, lie, Life, lifestyle, line, liquor, Luck, lying, Magic, mask, Men, meter maid, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, mood, mother, Movies, Mr. Goodbar, MTV, mushrooms, Music, New York, News, Nicole Richie, night club, Obama, obnoxious, pad lock, pain, panhandler, paper, Paris Hilton, party, passenger, payment, People, perfect, pigeon, pirate, planets, plate, Politics, polka, poor, pores, private, Public, public access, public transportation, purchase, purse, reality television, red tape, Rejection, Relationship, repellant, report, rich, riders, road, robbery, rush hour, safety, Save the Children, School, scream, secret, senses, Sex, Shoes, shoplifting, sky, slaves, smell, smurfs, sneakers, solar system, spork, spouse, Star Trek, steel, story, street, strength, study, stupid, Style, subway, sun, superhero, suspect, swag, sympathy, T-Mobile, tennessee, The Hills, The Simple Life, thinking, train, train tracks, training, transit, transportation, Travel, trip, underground, underworld, universe, unpredictable, utensil, utensils, Vacation, village, visit, vodka, wallet, weakness, wealth, weirdo, wings, witnesses, Women, work, wrap, Zodiac
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