The holidays are here. Thanksgiving leftovers are still good. And no one this week has been mugged in your hood. Your weekend was brighter with no alarm clock madness until you woke up this morning and realized that sh*t still happens.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 28-December 4, 2010
November 29, 2010
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What is Hottywood Thankful For?
November 24, 2010What’s Hottywood thankful for? Tak a look into his little book of Thanksgiving.
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For Those Who Don’t Know
November 23, 2010
Posted in Advice, Uncategorized |
Tags: absense, acceptance, accident, account, adidas, affair, Africa, alcohol, alley, American Sociological Review, anatomy, angels, animal, Animals, animated, answers, arrogant, art, Ass, associate, Astrology, attention, Babies, bag, baggage, bamboozle, band-aid, bandaid, basics, bathroom, bed, beg, Behavior, believe, better judgment, bitch, blah, blind, board, bond, bone, book, booty call, booze, bored at work, borrow, bra, brandy, breaking up, breath, broken heart, buckets, budget, bull, bullshit, bum, bump, burgers, bus, butt, caffeine, cake, calories, candy, cat, Cats, caution, caveman, Cell Phone, change, Cheating, chicken wings, Children, chocolate, choices, chores, cleavage, climax, clothes, Club, Coffee, comfort, commercial, commitment, Communication, complain, compromise, confidant, confidence, confidential, continent, conversation, country, couple's therapy, court, cowboy, crazy, creativity, crying, Dairy Queen, dance, Dating, Dear John, Deception, decision, decisions, deficit, dependence, Depression, desire, devil, diet, dime, disloyal, divorce, document, dog, Dogs, donuts, doomed, dragon, draw, drawing, drinking, drunk, duct tape, Dumped, Dunkin Donuts, economy, Education, egotistic, electricity, email, emotion, Emotions, empathy, Employment, emptiness, encourage, energy, enough, Entertainment, eviction, explosion, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Fast Food, Fat, feeling, Feelings, fiance, fib, Fight, finance, Fire, flattery, flirt, flying, folk music, Food, fool, Foresight, Friends, friends with benefits, friendship, funding, funds, gag, gastric, gear, Geography, get laid, ghetto, gift, gin, Golden Girls, Guilty, gypsy, halloween, Happy, hard times, hat, He's Just Not That Into You, healing, Heart, heart break, hearts, heaven, hell, Help, Hermes, hide, high school sweetheart, History, ho, hoe, honesty, Horoscope, Hottywood, housewife, Housewives of Atlanta, Human, hurt, hypnosis, icing, ignore, immaturity, impression, income tax, individuality, infedility, infidelity, infomercial, information, inner circle, inquiry, inquisitive, insect, island, jail, jealousy, Jenny Craig, Job, journal, journey, joy, judge, justification, justify, keys, Kids, knights, Krispy Kreme, land, laugh, laughter, law, lawyer, legal, lend, Lessons, lesten, Letter, Liar, lie, lies, Life, lifestyle, line, linen, liquor, listening, literature, Love, loved ones, Luck, lying, Magic, Man, manipulation, marriage, mask, mating, McDonald's, Men, meter maid, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, mood, mother, Movies, Moving on, Mr. Goodbar, MTV, mushrooms, Music, New York, News, Nicole Richie, night club, ninja stars, Nutrisystem, Obama, obesity, obnoxious, open relationship, Opinion, pad lock, pain, panhandler, Pants, paper, Paris Hilton, party, passenger, payment, People, perfect, perfection, Pets, pigeon, pimp, pirate, planets, plate, plumbing, Politics, polka, poor, Popeyes, pores, prenuptial agreement, private, problem, promiscuity, prostitution, Public, public access, public transportation, purchase, purse, quality time, Questions, rabbit, read between the lines, reality television, reasons, red tape, Rejection, Relationship, Relationships, repellant, repentence, repercussions, report, reward, rich, riders, road, robbery, rodeo, Romance, rush hour, sad, safety, Save the Children, School, scream, second chances, secret, senses, settle down, Sex, sexality, sexual, sheets, Shoes, shoplifting, Signs, Silly, sin, single, skank, Skinny, sky, slaves, smell, smurfs, sneakers, society, solar system, Sonic, speaking, spork, spouse, Star Trek, STD, steel, story, street, strength, study, stupid, Stupidity, Style, subway, suffering, sun, superhero, suspect, swag, sympathy, T-Mobile, tears, Telephone, tennessee, test, text message, The Hills, The Simple Life, thinking, thoughts, Time, toilet, train, train tracks, training, transit, transportation, Travel, trip, underestimated, underground, underwear, underworld, uninterested, universe, unpredictable, utensil, utensils, Vacation, valet, validation, village, visit, visual, vodka, vulnerability, wallet, weakness, wealth, weapon, weight gain, weight loss, weirdo, what if, whore, wings, winner, witnesses, Woman, Women, words, work, wrap, writing, Zodiac
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Game Spotting Game: Key Tips for a Professional Bullsh*t Detective
November 16, 2010Some say life is a joke. I say it’s a game. It’s a game where the winner is determined by how much better that winner is at bullsh*tting than his competition.
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Tags: absense, acceptance, accident, account, adidas, Advice, affair, Africa, alcohol, alley, American Sociological Review, anatomy, angels, animal, Animals, animated, answers, arrogant, art, Ass, associate, Astrology, attention, Babies, bag, baggage, bamboozle, band-aid, bandaid, basics, bathroom, bed, beg, Behavior, believe, better judgment, bitch, blah, blind, board, bond, bone, book, booty call, booze, bored at work, borrow, bra, brandy, breaking up, breath, broken heart, buckets, budget, bull, bullshit, bum, bump, burgers, bus, butt, caffeine, cake, calories, candy, cat, Cats, caution, caveman, Cell Phone, change, Cheating, chicken wings, Children, chocolate, choices, chores, cleavage, climax, clothes, Club, Coffee, comfort, commercial, commitment, Communication, complain, compromise, confidant, confidence, confidential, continent, conversation, country, couple's therapy, court, cowboy, crazy, creativity, crying, Dairy Queen, dance, Dating, Dear John, Deception, decision, decisions, deficit, dependence, Depression, desire, devil, diet, dime, disloyal, divorce, document, dog, Dogs, donuts, doomed, dragon, draw, drawing, drinking, drunk, duct tape, Dumped, Dunkin Donuts, economy, Education, egotistic, electricity, email, emotion, Emotions, empathy, Employment, emptiness, encourage, energy, enough, Entertainment, eviction, explosion, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Fast Food, Fat, feeling, Feelings, fiance, fib, Fight, finance, Fire, flattery, flirt, flying, folk music, Food, fool, Foresight, Friends, friends with benefits, friendship, funding, funds, Funny, gag, gastric, gear, Geography, get laid, ghetto, gift, gin, Golden Girls, Guilty, gypsy, halloween, Happy, hard times, hat, He's Just Not That Into You, healing, Heart, heart break, hearts, heaven, hell, Help, Hermes, hide, high school sweetheart, History, ho, hoe, honesty, Horoscope, Hottywood, housewife, Housewives of Atlanta, Human, Humor, hurt, hypnosis, icing, ignore, immaturity, impression, income tax, individuality, infedility, infidelity, infomercial, information, inner circle, inquiry, inquisitive, insect, island, jail, jealousy, Jenny Craig, Job, journal, journey, joy, judge, justification, justify, keys, Kids, knights, Krispy Kreme, land, laugh, laughter, law, lawyer, legal, lend, Lessons, lesten, Letter, Liar, lie, lies, Life, lifestyle, line, linen, liquor, listening, literature, Love, loved ones, Luck, lying, Magic, Man, manipulation, marriage, mask, mating, McDonald's, Men, meter maid, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, mood, mother, Movies, Moving on, Mr. Goodbar, MTV, mushrooms, Music, New York, News, Nicole Richie, night club, ninja stars, Nutrisystem, Obama, obesity, obnoxious, open relationship, Opinion, pad lock, pain, panhandler, Pants, paper, Paris Hilton, party, passenger, payment, People, perfect, perfection, Pets, pigeon, pimp, pirate, planets, plate, plumbing, Politics, polka, poor, Popeyes, pores, prenuptial agreement, private, problem, promiscuity, prostitution, Public, public access, public transportation, purchase, purse, quality time, Questions, rabbit, read between the lines, reality television, reasons, red tape, Rejection, Relationship, Relationships, repellant, repentence, repercussions, report, reward, rich, riders, road, robbery, rodeo, Romance, rush hour, sad, safety, Save the Children, School, scream, second chances, secret, senses, settle down, Sex, sexality, sexual, sheets, Shoes, shoplifting, Signs, Silly, sin, single, skank, Skinny, sky, slaves, smell, smurfs, sneakers, society, solar system, Sonic, speaking, spork, spouse, Star Trek, STD, steel, story, street, strength, study, stupid, Stupidity, Style, subway, suffering, sun, superhero, suspect, swag, sympathy, T-Mobile, tears, Telephone, tennessee, test, text message, The Hills, The Simple Life, thinking, thoughts, Time, toilet, train, train tracks, training, transit, transportation, Travel, trip, underestimated, underground, underwear, underworld, uninterested, universe, unpredictable, utensil, utensils, Vacation, valet, validation, village, visit, visual, vodka, vulnerability, wallet, weakness, wealth, weapon, weight gain, weight loss, weirdo, what if, whore, wings, winner, witnesses, Woman, Women, words, work, wrap, writing, Zodiac
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 14-20, 2010
November 15, 2010We’ve come yet to another new week where people will deceive and lie before they speak. An old routine that’s always played the same. Yup, you guessed it; “Bullsh*t” is the name of the game!
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In Search of Non-Morning Person Support Group
November 9, 2010If you’re not a morning person, don’t worry. You’re not alone. There’s a support group for that and they meet at the bar.
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Tags: accolades, acoustics, action, administration, affair, Africa, alcohol, American, amusement, animal, Animals, apple, appreciation, art, Article, aspirin, Ass, Assessment, asshole, assignment, assistant, attitutde, award, baby, babysitter, bag, bamboozle, bar, baseball, bathroom, beer, beg, bejeweled, believe, bitch, blackmail, blind, Blog, bone, booze, borrow, boss, box, boxing, brandy, breasts, breath, bricks, bubble gum, budget, bum, bump, bunjee jump, bus, butt, cafeteria, Celebration, Cell Phone, change, character, Chicken, Children, Church, cinema, Club, Coffee, colleague, Cologne, Comedy, comical, commercial, computer, concentration, continent, corner, court, coworker, crap, creativity, cubicles, customers, deceit, deficit, delivery, devil, dial tone, dime, disgruntled, disposition, diva, dog, Dogs, Donald Trump, drag queen, drama, draw, Drew Carey, drinking, drinks, drunk, echo, economy, email, emergency, employee, employee of the month, employer, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, escape, escort, eviction, excuses, Exercise, expectation, explode, explosion, Eyes, faciities, facilities, fan, fart, Fashion, Fear, Feet, fib, Fight, finance, fired, flirting, Food, fool, fragrance, french fries, Friends, fruit, funding, funds, Funk, Funny, gag, game, games, gas, Geography, get laid, gift, gin, goals, Guilty, halloween, hangover, happy hour, hard times, headache, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, hide, hiking, hire, homelessness, house, I Love Lucy, inferior, infomercial, information, insect, insults, intension, intimidation, invasion, Italian, Italy, Jamie Foxx, Jaws, jealousy, Jessica Simpson, Job, Jokes, journey, judge, Kids, Kim Kardashian, lactose, land, laugh, laughter, lava, law, lawyer, Laziness, lazy, lecture, lend, leverage, Liar, lie, lies, Life, line, liquor, liquor store, loan, loud, loyalty, Luck, lunch, Man, mask, Meeting, Men, metro, Michael Jackson, Miller Genuine Draft, miracle, Money, morning person, mother, motive, mountains, mouth, Movies, Mr. Potato Head, mug shots, Music, nation, neck, nerd, network, News, nice rack, Obama, offense, Office, opera, oxygen, pad lock, pal, panhandler, paper, party, patience, paycheck, payday, People, Perfume, personality, PETA, phone, photocopy your ass, photography, pink slip, planets, plate, Police, Politics, poor, Popeyes, pores, Potato Chips, Power, practical jokes, privacy, promotion, protection, purchase, purse, rant, rave, reception, recognition, Rejection, repellant, resources, responsibility, restroom, reward, rich, Rocks, roommate, Save the Children, scent, scream, secret, security, sense, senses, setting, Sex, shark, Shoes, sight, singer, smell, snake, solar system, sound, soup kitchen, space, speech, sports, spy, stale coffee, stall. Route 66, Starbucks, steel, stink bomb, stomach, street, stress, stupid, Style, subordinate, success, suit of armor, superior, supervisor, support group, survival, suspect, swag, temptation, termination, theatre, titties, tivo, Traffic, train, trait, transportation, Travel, trip, Unemployment, universe, unpredictable, utensil, Vacation, violence, vodka, volcano, wallet, wealth, weekday, weight loss, Whitney Houston, who cares, wig, wireless, wolf, wolves, Woman, Women, work, wrap, Youtube
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 7-13, 2010
November 8, 2010Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Welcome to Corporate America, You Idiot
November 5, 2010Are you an office employee who is surrounded by idiots? Do your superiors bury you 6ft. under a pile of files? Welcome to corporate America.
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Do You!
November 3, 2010“Doing you” simply means living the life you deem fit for yourself. It’s not about approval, consent, agreement, concurrence, endorsement or any other form of validation from anyone else.
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Oh Ye of Little Faith
November 2, 2010The road to success is always under construction.
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