Welcome to Monday, where the work week begins. Where the nights seem shorter and the days never end. Where luck is questionable and the things you don’t know run over your ass like a wrestling sumo. Lucky for you Hottywood Helps!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Feb. 27-March 5, 2011
February 28, 2011
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knock knock jokes, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, Sumo Wrestling, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 20-26, 2011
February 21, 2011The week was long; the weekend short. And this week we must try to be good sports. Monday has come and Monday has passed. Will the rest of these days completely suck ass? One can dream and wish and hope but the only thing that’ll save you is Hottywood’s HORRORscopes!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knock knock jokes, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, Sumo Wrestling, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 13-19, 2011
February 14, 2011With the dawn of Valentine’s Day, I bet you’re hoping today’s your lucky day. You never know when luck is concerned if your ass will get kicked, or tricked or burned. That’s just the way things seem to go, with karma and fate you just never know.
Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knock knock jokes, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, Sumo Wrestling, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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What Part of Adolescent Behavior Should Teachers be Responsible For, Some or All?
February 9, 2011In this day and age, we will no longer blame the ineffective parent for kids’ unruly behavior. Today we blame teachers!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 6-12, 2010
February 7, 2011Welcome back to the Monday blues where we sing the same old tune. Starting where we first began, wondering when this crap will end. It’s just bad luck. No big deal. It’s time to see what the stars reveals. A simple question to me from you: when Karma strikes, what would Hottywood do?
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, bad joke, bar, basketball, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, Sumo Wrestling, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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February 2011′s Jr. Hottywood Writer of the Month
February 3, 2011View this month’s Jr. Hottywood Writer of the Month!
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A Birthday Tribute to the Hills of Hottywood
February 2, 2011Ladies and gentlemen! Guys and gals! Kats, kittens, dawgs, and bitches, today we honor and celebrate the birth of Hottywood!
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