This little quiz will help you to realize how much intolerance you are able to endure from your mate before finally packing your overnight bag and running for the border. Be warned that the truth hurts, but in the end hurt never felt so good.
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The Relationship Quiz
June 30, 2011
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Tags: 007, 14th century, 15th century, absense, academic, accolades, achievement, acne, acoustics, action, Adolescence, adventure, advertisement, Advice, agents, aid, aim, Al Paccino, alcohol, algebra, allegations, Alter ego, America, American history, amusement, Animals, anniversary, aphrodisiac, apple, appreciation, approval, Aquarius, arguments, Aries, Army, aroma therapy, arrow, art, artistic, Asian, aspirin, asshole, at risk, athlete's foot, atom, atoms, Attraction, automobiles, Babies, baboon, back stabbers, bacon, bad breath, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, bar, Barack Obama, Batman, battle, beauty, bed, beer, beg, believe, beverage, bill, bill collector, bill collectors, biology, Black, blackberry, blind, Blog, blogger, Blues, bone, booby traps, books, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, boys, brandy, breast, breathalyzer test, brillo pad, bubble gum, budget, bullets, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, business, butt, cafeteria, cake, calm, Cameras, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, Captain 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Office Gripes: What’s Not Written in the Employee Handbook
June 29, 2011There comes a moment in everyone’s life where they must decide if their current place of employment is where they want to build their career or use it as a stepping stone towards their dream job. This little quiz will help you to realize how much intoleranceyou are able to endure from your current job and coworkers before finally flipping your desk upside down and setting it ablaze with lighter fluid and a match.
Posted in Office Humor |
Tags: 007, 14th century, 15th century, absense, academic, accolades, achievement, acne, acoustics, action, Adolescence, adventure, advertisement, Advice, agents, aid, aim, Al Paccino, alcohol, algebra, allegations, Alter ego, America, American history, amusement, Animals, anniversary, aphrodisiac, apple, appreciation, approval, Aquarius, arguments, Aries, Army, aroma therapy, arrow, art, artistic, Asian, aspirin, asshole, at risk, athlete's foot, atom, atoms, Attraction, automobiles, Babies, baboon, back stabbers, bacon, bad breath, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, bar, Barack Obama, Batman, battle, beauty, bed, beer, beg, believe, beverage, bill, bill collector, bill collectors, biology, Black, blackberry, blind, Blog, blogger, Blues, bone, booby traps, books, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, boys, brandy, breast, breathalyzer test, brillo pad, bubble gum, budget, bullets, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, business, butt, cafeteria, cake, calm, Cameras, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, Captain America, car insurance, carbon, carbs, career, caring, Cars, cat, Cats, catwoman, cavity, Celebration, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, character, chat room, Cheaters, Cheating, cheer, Chemistry, chest, Children, children's books, chocolate, Chris Brown, Christmas, Christopher Columbus, chug, cigar, cinema, city, civilians, clash, cleaning, clever, clocks, clothes, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, communion, community, competition, confession, conflict, congress, conniving, Construction, consumption, continent, cooking, cops, corner, couch potato, counting, country, court, cover, cover page, coworker, crap, crime, crime fighting, cross bow, crowd, crowds, Cuba, cunning, danger, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, Dean McDermott, debonair, Deceiving, December, Deception, decision, decisions, Declaration of Independence, decoration, Defense, democrat, dentist, Dentists, desire, detectives, diamonds, diaper rash, diet, dime, discovery, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, doctor, Dogs, drag queen, drama, draw, dream, dreams, drill, drinking, drinks, driving while under the influence, drunk, drunken, drunks, dual, duel, DUI, Earth, EBT card, ecards, economy, edition, Education, effort, Egypt, elf, elves, Emotions, Employment, encourage, encouragement, enough, Entertainment, equations, ethanol, euphoria, event, events, everyone, eviction, evil, evite, Exercise, expectation, explosion, express, face, failure, fairy tales, fame, fan, fantasy, fart, Fashion, Feelings, Feet, femininity, fib, field, Fight, Fighting, fish, fisherman, fishing, flattery, flaw, foes, Food, food stamp, fool, Football, forefathers, formula, fragrances, frequency, Friday, front page, front story, fruit, fun, funding, funds, Funny, furniture, gag, galaxy, gang, gangsters, garments, Gemini, George Bush, get laid, Giants, gift, gin, gin & tonic, Girl, girls, glamour, glass, glasses, glitz, goals, good, greeting cards, greetings, grocery store, guilt, Guilty, hallmark, handicap, Hansel and Gretel, happiness, hard times, Haters, headlines, Health, health care, hearing, hearing impaired, Heart, heat, heathens, Help, hide, hiding, hilary clinton, hitch hike, holiday, honor, horny, Hororscopes, Horror, HORRORscopes, horses, hot dog, Hottywood, house, Humor, hump. affair, hustle, hydrogen, hydroxyl, Hygiene, icing, idiot, idiotic, Ike, Ike Turner, illness, imagination, importance, infomercial, information, innocent, inquisitive, insect, Inspiration, instigations, insults, intelligence, intension, interest, internet, internet radio, interview, intimidation, Italian, Italy, James Bond, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Jennifer Hudson, Jobs, jock strap, Joker, judge, judgment, justice, kangaroo, Karma, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kiss, knee caps, Knowledge, Kourtney Kardashian, lactose, land, lasso, laughter, laundry, law, lawyer, league, learning, legal, lend, Leo, Lessons, Liar, Libra, lie, lies, Life, lifestyle, Lights, limo, line, liquor, liquor store, listening, literacy, literature, little people, Lonliness, lord, Love, loyalty, lunch lady, lush, magazine, magazines, Man, manners, marketing, mask, math, mathematics, Matthew Broderick, measurement, Medical, Medicine, Meeting, Memory, Men, metro, Midgets, Military, mirror, miscellaneous, mischief, moderation, Monday, Money, mood, Moods, morals, mother-in-law, motive, Motown, mouthwash, Movies, Music, Muslim, mysterious, Mystery, natural, Navy, nerd, New World, New Year's, New York, News, newspaper, nobel peace prize, noble, noise, nothing, Obama, offbeat, offense, Office, old people, opera, Opinion, oprah, organic, oxygen, pad lock, pain, paint, Pandamonium, Pandemics, panhandler, paper, Parish Hilton, parties, Partners, party, patient, paws, Pedicures, pee, penguin, penis, People, people choice, Perfume, perseverance, personality, PETA, Peter Parker, Pets, photo, photographer, photographs, pictures, pimples, Pisces, piss, planets, planning, plate, plumbing, polic, Police, Politicians, pollution, poor, pores, porno, Power, president, pretty, privacy, private detective, private eyes, promotion, protection, publication, punishment, puppies, purchase, purposes, purse, quit, R. Kelly, radio, Rants, read, reading, reality, reality shows, recess, recording, recreation, redemption, reflection, reindeer, Relationship, Relationships, relaxant, Religion, repellant, report, reporter, reproduce, republican, resources, responsibility, restraining order, revelation, revenge, rich, rights, Rihanna, road, Rock n' Roll, Romance, Rorschach, rumor, sadness, Sagittarius, salloon, saluations, Sandals, Santa Claus, Santa Clause, Sarah Jessica Parker, Save the Children, scandal, Scarface, School, science, scoop, Scorpio, scream, seafood, season, seclusion, secret, secret agent, secret life, Secrets, self control, sensation, senses, serenity, Sex, sex symbol, sexy, shadows, shame, Shopping, shower, sickness, Signs, silence, simplicity, singer, skiing, skill, Sleep, smell, smoking, snake, sneaking, sneaky, Socializing, socials, Socks, soda pop, solar system, sound, special occasion, spices, Spiderman, spies, spoof, spy, St. Nick, stalker, stalkers, Statistics, stilettos, stink, stomach, Straight from the Horse's Mouth, street, stress, studies, Stupidity, Style, suave, success, suffer, sugar, summer, sunset, super hero, superhero, superhuman, Superman, supernatural, support, surprise, surprises, survey, suspect, suspense, swag, sweets, Symbols, symphony, syndrome, Tabloids, Taebo, tail, talk show, Taurus, Television, temptation, tenseltown, Thanks, The price is Right, The Simpsons, theater, Thursday, ticket, Tina Turner, tipsy, tobacco, toenails, tomato, top story, Tori Spelling, Traffic, train, trait, transportation, trashed, Travel, trees, Tribute, triumph, trouble, Twilight, undercover, underestimate, underwear, Unemployment, universe, unpredictable, Ursala Joyner, utensil, Vacation, vagina, Vampires, vegan, vegetarian, Victoria's Secret, victory, video, video camera, villains, vilolence, Virgo, vodka, voyage, wallet, war, Washington D.C., Watchmen, wealth, weapon, web, Wednesday, weirdo, whiskey, Whitney Houston, who cares, wig, Wine, winner, winter, Woman, Women, wonder woman, work, world, world domination, wrap, writing, X-Men, xena, Xena the Warrior Princess
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of June 26-July 2, 2011
June 27, 2011At the very moment the sun closed its eyes to sleep the moon brought out the freakiest of freaks. Freaks disguised as people to whom money you owe and that whiny coworker whose ink pen you stole. They plotted all week to get you stuck in a love triangle with karma and luck. What happens next can only be told through the scribes of a scroll as it slowly unfolds.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
June 20, 2011This week on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of minding your own business.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of June 12-18, 2011
June 13, 2011Welcome to another edition of you know what. Some things may look bad but there’s always a “but.” A bright side at the end of a tunnel so dark. The only way to see it through is to be ready from start.
When you’ve run up against odds you face yourself, in a breath; in a psalm, Hottywood Helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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40 Excuses To Get Out of Work
June 9, 2011No matter how large the paychecks or how great the incentives, it’s safe to say that there are some days where we just don’t feel like being bothered with the office. Below are a few excuses that’ll help you cut your days at the office in half by 100%.
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Tags: 007, 14th century, 15th century, absense, academic, accolades, achievement, acne, acoustics, action, Adolescence, adventure, advertisement, Advice, agents, aid, aim, Al Paccino, alcohol, algebra, allegations, Alter ego, America, American history, amusement, Animals, anniversary, aphrodisiac, apple, appreciation, approval, Aquarius, arguments, Aries, Army, aroma therapy, arrow, art, artistic, Asian, aspirin, asshole, at risk, athlete's foot, atom, atoms, Attraction, automobiles, Babies, baboon, back stabbers, bacon, bad breath, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, bar, Barack Obama, Batman, battle, beauty, bed, beer, beg, believe, beverage, bill, bill collector, bill collectors, biology, Black, blackberry, blind, Blog, blogger, Blues, bone, booby traps, books, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, boys, brandy, breast, breathalyzer test, brillo pad, bubble gum, budget, bullets, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, business, butt, cafeteria, cake, calm, Cameras, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, Captain America, car insurance, carbon, carbs, career, caring, Cars, cat, Cats, catwoman, cavity, Celebration, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, character, chat room, Cheaters, Cheating, cheer, Chemistry, chest, Children, children's books, chocolate, Chris Brown, Christmas, Christopher Columbus, chug, cigar, cinema, city, civilians, clash, cleaning, clever, clocks, clothes, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, communion, community, competition, confession, conflict, congress, conniving, Construction, consumption, continent, cooking, cops, corner, couch potato, counting, country, court, cover, cover page, coworker, crap, crime, crime fighting, cross bow, crowd, crowds, Cuba, cunning, danger, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, Dean McDermott, debonair, Deceiving, December, Deception, decision, decisions, Declaration of Independence, decoration, Defense, democrat, dentist, Dentists, desire, detectives, diamonds, diaper rash, diet, dime, discovery, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, doctor, Dogs, 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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of June 5-11, 2011
June 6, 2011It wouldn’t be right if everything was right. So if everything is right, something’s wrong. Live in the now but be ready for next; for you have entered tomorrow just now.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
June 1, 2011CLICK HERE to leave a question for Hottywood. _________________________________________________ Dear Hottywood, My boyfriend and I broke up a couple of weeks ago. Ever since the breakup I’ve been a mess. I haven’t been eating. All I want to do is sleep and I keep wondering what I did to make things go so wrong. But [...]
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Announcing This Month’s Junior Hottywood Artist of the Month
June 1, 2011HottywoodHelps.com announces it’s 6th Junior Hottywood Artist of the Month.
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