Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Archive for January 2012
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
January 27, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I’ve been trying to get the guy that lives across the courtyard to come over so we can bump uglies. But every time I tell him what I want to do to him with my tongue, he gives me the cold brush. What am I doing wrong?
Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
Food for Thought
January 18, 2012“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”
Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions
January 13, 2012Like every new year, most of us have made out a list of the dos, don’ts, whats and what nots for 2012. If you haven’t asked yourself this question yet, here’s your chance: “What am I going do to make this year better than the last?” Below are Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions.
Job Vacancy Announcement
January 11, 2012Job Vacancy: Personal Flunky II
There is One in Every Bunch
January 9, 2012Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.
The Holiday That Was Left Off the Calendar
January 6, 2012Happy Moon Someone Day
A New Year Message
January 3, 2012Happy New Year!
