Since the year 1288, February 29th has been associated with the day where a woman can be a butch for 24 hours and ask for a man’s hand in marriage.
Archive for February 2012
A Historic Leap Year Bedtime Story: You’ve Got to Pay to Play
February 29, 2012Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 26-March 3, 2012
February 27, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 17, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
A Valentines Day Pick-Me-Up for the Single and Lonely
February 13, 2012Valentines Day is a 50/50 split when it comes to love, romance and the acts of. We all know what the 50% of lovers will be doing but what will the other 50% of Valentine rejects be doing?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 9, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?
Hottywood Helps February 2012 Calendar
February 7, 2012Happy Fat Knees Week
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 1, 2012Dear Hottywood,
After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?
