Hottywood Helps
A brutally honest & completely humorous website that covers every day topics. Get the answers now.

Hottywood Helps is a funny “Advice” and “How-To” blog that helps the average person clear their mind on a wide variety of every day topics that range from Dating & Relationships to Office Humor, but definitely not limited to. 

The site offers light-hearted words of wisdom to the growing population of internet users and allows readers to interact with the author of the blog directly.  Features of HottywoodHelps.com introduce readers to a new era of blogger–reader interaction. Exclusive information and updates presents to subscribers an opportunity to receive one-on-one electronic consultation and scheduled chat sessions with the advice doctor; a “Don’t Shoot the Messenger” service that relieves frustrated persons of their anger with amusement of facetious impertinent E-Cards; and bridges a literary cross-cultural gap through a host of writing contests, boasting winners as featured guest writers on the [HottywoodHelps.com] blog site.  

Hottywood is the voice of the people who’s not afraid to say what you’re thinking.  Why do I help the way that I do?  Because I’ve experienced a few bumpy roads along my way back and forth across the wild side and I want to save you from some of the drama that’s sure to meet you along your foggy way.  I help because I can.  It’s my way of giving back to a universal community of people who aren’t aware of the sharp daggers that the world is capable of tossing. 

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and you’ve got to be ready.  That’s where I come in.  

Now that we’ve established who I am and what I do…and you’re still with me, that tells me you’re ready to take a walk on the wild side.   

Let me ask you:   

• Do you need advice? 
• Is there something you need to get off your chest?
• Are you having a bad day and just need a smile to lift your spirits? 

Hottywood Helps! 

Let’s get ready to change the world, one typical step at a time!

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Established in 2009, Hottywood Helps brings to the surface a farcical and realistic approach to the inner thinking of questionable human behavior.  It is best known for its blunt truths and comical outlook on given topics relating to every day people who face common day-to-day dilemmas. 

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The views of Mr. Hottywood are strictly for humorous purposes, so if you don’t have a sense of humor, then you need to sh*t or get off the pot.