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May 31, 2012

A friend tells me all the details of her personal life with her boyfriend. What she doesn’t know is that I used to be attracted to her myself. How can I tell her to stop without hurting her feelings or damaging our friendship?

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May 4, 2012

How do you get a lazy, greedy, and messy roommate to clean up his act? Just ask Hottywood!

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April 26, 2012

Dear Hottywood, Lately my friends have been giving me a lot of flack for going to restaurants alone. Does that make me look pathetic?

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April 25, 2012

Dear Hottywood, is there a nice way to tell a guy to drop dead?

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April 17, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I recently made a reconnection with a former BFF. Four years ago we lost contact based on her lousy communication skills. Although she was admittedly the funniest person I’ve ever met, she was also a user, a liar and someone that only shared half of any story. I’m beginning to see not much has changed in the last few years. Should I fight for this rekindled friendship or let the chips fall where they may?

It’s Only Sex: The Booty Call Agreement

April 13, 2012

More times than often, one of your bed pals can get the wrong impression that your booty call is an open invitation to a monogamous relationship. News flash, moron: “It’s only sex!”

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April 12, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I have been stuck at a dead end job for about 10 years. I make just enough money to pay my bills each month, but that is about it. Every now and then I moonlight as a personal assistant to a few indie artists, but am scared to venture out and do it full time. But lately I have been feeling like I am caught between a dream and a job. Any advice for me?

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April 11, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

This week I confided in a friend about a personal issue I’m dealing with. Sadly that friend used the consultation as an opportunity to bring up painful memories of my past. How should I address this?

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March 21, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I’ve been a member of a small church for a number of years. Recently one of my deepest, darkest secrets was exposed and circulated among the congregation. I am so humiliated that I’m considering changing my membership. Would you recommend I do that?

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March 13, 2012

The cold chill of illustrated seasonal relationships and calorie-collecting potato chips will soon be a thing of the past as the warm weather brings out the best of the worst in people, including their [inconsiderate] volume control and other unwarranted ways.

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February 17, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…

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February 9, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?

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February 1, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?

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January 27, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I’ve been trying to get the guy that lives across the courtyard to come over so we can bump uglies. But every time I tell him what I want to do to him with my tongue, he gives me the cold brush. What am I doing wrong?

Thought of the Day

October 28, 2011

Sex is the one thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.