Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category
February 17, 2012
Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
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February 1, 2012
Dear Hottywood,
After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?
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October 28, 2011
Sex is the one thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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October 26, 2011
This week on “Ask Hottywood,” we discuss the drawback of a long distance relationship.
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October 20, 2011
Dear Hottywood,
Last week I went on a disastrous blind date with a guy my mother set me up with and now I can’t get rid of him. If he’s not calling, he’s texting. What can I do to make him stop? Please help!
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October 18, 2011
Dear Hottywood,
I was recently contacted by an old flame, soon after learning she schemed her way back into my life (scheming, in terms of lying to and manipulating people to give her my number). The actions of this flame is not the behavior that I remember. Part of me is intrigued by the re-acquaintance while another part is skeptical. Any advice?
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October 4, 2011
Dear Hottywood,
Every night my husband sleep walks into the bathroom and never puts the seat down when he’s finished with his business. I’m tired of falling in. How can I get him to stop?
I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
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September 13, 2011
Kats and kittens, it’s time for us to sit our fat asses down for a minute to mean-mug those folks who take advantage of other people.
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September 8, 2011
Raise your hand if you find it not quite so funny when someone seems to work their personal problems into a conversation with you, in hopes that you’d ask them what’s wrong.
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September 6, 2011
I’ve been seeing this girl for the last few weeks and we’ve gone out on a couple of dates but lately she’s been canceling on me (“cancel” sounds so much better than standing me up, which is actually what she’s been doing). I don’t know if I should be patient and hold out for her or just take it as a personal message that she doesn’t want to be bothered. What should I do?
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