This week on “Ask Hottywood,” we discuss the drawback of a long distance relationship.
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Thought of the Day
October 21, 2011I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.
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October 20, 2011Dear Hottywood,
Last week I went on a disastrous blind date with a guy my mother set me up with and now I can’t get rid of him. If he’s not calling, he’s texting. What can I do to make him stop? Please help!
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October 18, 2011Dear Hottywood,
I was recently contacted by an old flame, soon after learning she schemed her way back into my life (scheming, in terms of lying to and manipulating people to give her my number). The actions of this flame is not the behavior that I remember. Part of me is intrigued by the re-acquaintance while another part is skeptical. Any advice?
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October 4, 2011Dear Hottywood,
Every night my husband sleep walks into the bathroom and never puts the seat down when he’s finished with his business. I’m tired of falling in. How can I get him to stop?
I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
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There are No Second Chances to Make a First Impression
September 29, 2011There are no second chances to make a first impression.
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September 14, 2011Getting lost helps you to find yourself.
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Payback is a Bitch!
September 13, 2011Kats and kittens, it’s time for us to sit our fat asses down for a minute to mean-mug those folks who take advantage of other people.
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Conversation Hogs Really Stink
September 8, 2011Raise your hand if you find it not quite so funny when someone seems to work their personal problems into a conversation with you, in hopes that you’d ask them what’s wrong.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
September 6, 2011I’ve been seeing this girl for the last few weeks and we’ve gone out on a couple of dates but lately she’s been canceling on me (“cancel” sounds so much better than standing me up, which is actually what she’s been doing). I don’t know if I should be patient and hold out for her or just take it as a personal message that she doesn’t want to be bothered. What should I do?
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The Funk Is Not Forgiven
August 24, 2011Soap is the simple solution to the Armpiteoustinkeous epidemic.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 16, 2011“Dear Hottywood,
I recently made the brilliant move of taking my girlfriend to a party hosted by my ex-girlfriend. At the party, I found out that my ex-girlfriend is a lesbian…”
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 12, 2011This week on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of knowing our own self worth.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 11, 2011Today on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of being true to ourselves before we can be true to anyone else.
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Refresher Course: What Not To Do on a First Date
August 9, 2011A ball park figure of about five gazillion daters need to be reminded of what not to do on a first date.
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