Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011
November 22, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 13-19, 2011
November 14, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 6-12, 2011
November 7, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 30-November 5, 2011
October 31, 2011“’Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he’ll probably burn to death.’ This proverb is perhaps the exception to the rule that beggars can’t be choosers.”
Get ready for this week’s Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 23-29, 2011
October 24, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: Humor, Advice, Funny, Life & Style, Comedy, Relationships, Entertainment, Fashion, Style, Tips, Children, Morning, People, Jokes, Life, Love, Sex, How-To, Rules, Food, Fast Food, Behavior, HORRORscopes, Church, Religion, Clergy, Pray, Praise, Lessons, Wine, Bingo, Wife, Dancing, Club, Tomatoes, Ringtone, Sleep, Snore, Singing, Solo, Relationship, Man, Woman, Heart, Feelings, Luck, Dogs, Fear, Cars, Fire, Cashier, Manager, Design, Sandals, Animals, Employment, Performance, Fight, Boy, Girl, Music, Body, Health, Skinny, Socks, Sleep Disorder, Starbucks, Fighting, Weapons, Preacher, Ministor, Praise and Worship, Worship, Choir, Deacons, First Lady, Pastor, Bishop, Kids, Shopping, Adolescence, Cats, School, Education, Babies, Human Behavior, Couples, Things Not To Do, What Not To Do, Auxiliary, Members, Groups, Congregation, Fans, Bulletins, Husband, Grandmother, Celebration, Stripper, Arts, Puppets, Muppets, Morning People, Jehovah's Witness, Pancakes, Waffles, Traffic, Speeding Tickets, Water, Pies, Muslims, Cold, Snow, Weather, Meeting, Male, Sumo Wrestling, Tea, Rants, Raves, Blog, Politics, Communication, Vacation, Acting, Concerts, Money, Finances, toes, darts, target practice, crossbows, furniture, transporations, cell phones, alcohol, sanitation, party, speed limit, violence, bikes, restaurant, obesity, weight, hair, toilet, scrabble, guns, karate, candy, designs, elevators, heights, trapped, insecure, rant, rave, Football, Deception, robots, Potato Chips, Rain, Friends, Time, sports, Travel, plumbing, laughter, automobiles, bar, trees, drunk, spices, anatomy, secret, mad, Office Humor, firemen, silence, natural, disaster, theater, rooster, siblings, driving, home, animation, noise, cheese, mice, boxing, lion, theatre, sea, innocent, America, fish, ocean, friendship, sword, hell, heaven, death, financial, liquor, work, dream, crazy, car, automobile, boss, sanctuary, thoughts, trivia, gun, etiquette, waiter, waitress, contact, writing, groping, brothel, sarcasm, emotion, feeling, swine flu, lap dance, service, cooking, germs, pervert, condom, tap water, faucet, housing, smoke, safety, alarm, herbs, armor, neighborhoods, community, cloak, medieval, sanitize, thinking, comfort, dance, director, supervisor, enemy, weekend, joke, deaf, brother, Christ, Religious, preaching, minister, Jesus, piano, deceive, miracle, robe, lush, karaoke, bible, biblical refererence, scripture, commandments, Earth, message, blood, faith, mendacity, cigarettes, lightening, metal, river, River of Jordan, mute, murder, size matters, vehicle, buffet table, transportation, cards, anorexic, over weight, average, inner city, neighborhood, amusement, soda, roller coaster, Shaq, smart car, economics, compact cars, plus size, ridicule, bulimia, circus, clown, rocket, missile, sewing, kit, elastic, eco friendly, fuel efficient, savings, sale, discount, diet, meal, victory, winning, lose, chrylser seabrign, volkswagon, ford, dodge caravan, minivan, convertible, pickup, nissan, SUV, wrangler, jeep, toyota, land cruiser, chevrolet, suburban, flashy, paycheck, nation, ignorance, who cares, Kim Kardashian, athlete's foot, shame, fungus, pubic hair, lake, zoo, universe, alarm clock, fat people, snooze, crime rate, political, racism, sexism, discrimination, domestic abuse, bus, transporation, internet, world wide web, conference, drugs, pajamas, manufacturer, temper, concepts, ideas, humans, creatures, suggestions, adults, employees, grumpy, mean, tired, fatigue, subway, metro, smurfs, enemies, birthday, cartoons, accident, Paris Hilton, cliche, cookout, universal, auto, mouse, grease, scooby doo, drag queen, chef, tickets, party favors, frenemies, the golden girls, facts of life, true meaning, caught off guard, show, rat, don't call me I'll call you, thesbian, BFF, hilton hotel, I don't care, temple, innocence, tequila, cocktails, intmacy, hot dogs, hamburgers, concert, bad joke, knock knock jokes, matters of the heart, the truth will set you free, shaggy, sesame street, family guy, stewie griffin, big bird, the smurfs, FCC, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, superbowl, cross-dresser, bestiality, serial killer, daffy duck, bugs bunny, looney tunes, warner bros., elmer fudd, basketball, Dennis Rodman, Parental, home wrecker, bunyons, life of the party, Hairspray, hair spray, diarrhea, knife, cheeseburger, tap shoes, beetle, summers eve, moth balls, hair club, rogain, sunroof, dolphin
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 16-22, 2011
October 17, 2011Some people have problems they never address and are just as screwed up as everyone else. Luckily for them I take time to invest real talk for real people. ~ Love, Hottywood Helps!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 9-14, 2011
October 10, 2011It’s time for this week’s edition of Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 2-8, 2011
October 3, 2011This week your underwear may have less holes in them and you might be asked out on a date to end your dry spell. However, you won’t know for sure until you’ve had your fortune told by the one and only Hottywood!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 25-October 1, 2011
September 25, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 18-24, 2011
September 19, 2011Here we are to you know when and what happens now is better than what happened then. Although sh*t will happen much if it could, it’ll all be all right with some insight from Hottywood.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 11-17, 2011
September 12, 2011Monday is here. Now what are you going to do when on a silver platter bad luck is served to you? You may run and you may scream but when you’re wide awake it’s hard to wake up from a bad dream. Lucky for you humor is what I do best. When the odds are against you, Hottywood Helps!
Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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