Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 17, 2012
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February 9, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?
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January 27, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I’ve been trying to get the guy that lives across the courtyard to come over so we can bump uglies. But every time I tell him what I want to do to him with my tongue, he gives me the cold brush. What am I doing wrong?
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
September 6, 2011I’ve been seeing this girl for the last few weeks and we’ve gone out on a couple of dates but lately she’s been canceling on me (“cancel” sounds so much better than standing me up, which is actually what she’s been doing). I don’t know if I should be patient and hold out for her or just take it as a personal message that she doesn’t want to be bothered. What should I do?
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The Funk Is Not Forgiven
August 24, 2011Soap is the simple solution to the Armpiteoustinkeous epidemic.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 16, 2011“Dear Hottywood,
I recently made the brilliant move of taking my girlfriend to a party hosted by my ex-girlfriend. At the party, I found out that my ex-girlfriend is a lesbian…”
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 12, 2011This week on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of knowing our own self worth.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 11, 2011Today on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of being true to ourselves before we can be true to anyone else.
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Refresher Course: What Not To Do on a First Date
August 9, 2011A ball park figure of about five gazillion daters need to be reminded of what not to do on a first date.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
August 2, 2011This week on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of saying “No!”
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
July 21, 2011Dear Hottywood,
My question to you is, “Do men have periods?”
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Man Cramps
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
July 12, 2011CLICK HERE to leave a question for Hottywood. _________________________________________________ Dear Hottywood, I overheard a couple of my coworkers talking about me and my poor work performance. Should I confront them about it or continue acting like I don’t know what’s going on? What should I do? Thanks, Water Cooler Rumors ### Dear Water Cooler Rumors, [...]
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The Self-Evaluation Quiz
July 6, 2011It’s never easy to accept that you have flaws, despite the flaws anyone may point out. Luckily for you Hottywood Helps! This little quiz will help you to realize that your ass is not as perfect as you think. Be warned that the truth hurts. But in the end, hurt never felt so good; although in this case it might.
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The Relationship Quiz
June 30, 2011This little quiz will help you to realize how much intolerance you are able to endure from your mate before finally packing your overnight bag and running for the border. Be warned that the truth hurts, but in the end hurt never felt so good.
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America, car insurance, carbon, carbs, career, caring, Cars, cat, Cats, catwoman, cavity, Celebration, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, character, chat room, Cheaters, Cheating, cheer, Chemistry, chest, Children, children's books, chocolate, Chris Brown, Christmas, Christopher Columbus, chug, cigar, cinema, city, civilians, clash, cleaning, clever, clocks, clothes, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, communion, community, competition, confession, conflict, congress, conniving, Construction, consumption, continent, cooking, cops, corner, couch potato, counting, country, court, cover, cover page, coworker, crap, crime, crime fighting, cross bow, crowd, crowds, Cuba, cunning, danger, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, Dean McDermott, debonair, Deceiving, December, Deception, decision, decisions, Declaration of Independence, decoration, Defense, democrat, dentist, Dentists, desire, detectives, diamonds, diaper rash, diet, dime, discovery, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, doctor, Dogs, 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June 1, 2011CLICK HERE to leave a question for Hottywood. _________________________________________________ Dear Hottywood, My boyfriend and I broke up a couple of weeks ago. Ever since the breakup I’ve been a mess. I haven’t been eating. All I want to do is sleep and I keep wondering what I did to make things go so wrong. But [...]
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