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April 17, 2012
Dear Hottywood,
I recently made a reconnection with a former BFF. Four years ago we lost contact based on her lousy communication skills. Although she was admittedly the funniest person I’ve ever met, she was also a user, a liar and someone that only shared half of any story. I’m beginning to see not much has changed in the last few years. Should I fight for this rekindled friendship or let the chips fall where they may?
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Tags: Advice Column, funny advice, funny quotes, relationship advice, witty wisdom
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April 13, 2012
More times than often, one of your bed pals can get the wrong impression that your booty call is an open invitation to a monogamous relationship. News flash, moron: “It’s only sex!”
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Tags: Advice, agreement, bed & breakfast, booty call, breakfast in bed, Cheating, contract, Dating, friends with benefits, one night stand, Sex
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February 29, 2012
Since the year 1288, February 29th has been associated with the day where a woman can be a butch for 24 hours and ask for a man’s hand in marriage.
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Tags: 5th Century, Advice Column, History, Horoscopes, inspirational quotes, Leap Year, Relationshp, Romance
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February 17, 2012
Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
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Tags: Advice Column, bad date, funny advice, funny quotes, relationship advice, witty wisdom, Worst Valentine's Day
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September 6, 2011
I’ve been seeing this girl for the last few weeks and we’ve gone out on a couple of dates but lately she’s been canceling on me (“cancel” sounds so much better than standing me up, which is actually what she’s been doing). I don’t know if I should be patient and hold out for her or just take it as a personal message that she doesn’t want to be bothered. What should I do?
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August 24, 2011
Soap is the simple solution to the Armpiteoustinkeous epidemic.
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August 16, 2011
“Dear Hottywood,
I recently made the brilliant move of taking my girlfriend to a party hosted by my ex-girlfriend. At the party, I found out that my ex-girlfriend is a lesbian…”
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August 11, 2011
Today on, “Ask Hottywood!” we learn the importance of being true to ourselves before we can be true to anyone else.
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August 9, 2011
A ball park figure of about five gazillion daters need to be reminded of what not to do on a first date.
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