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July 12, 2011CLICK HERE to leave a question for Hottywood. _________________________________________________ Dear Hottywood, I overheard a couple of my coworkers talking about me and my poor work performance. Should I confront them about it or continue acting like I don’t know what’s going on? What should I do? Thanks, Water Cooler Rumors ### Dear Water Cooler Rumors, [...]
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The Self-Evaluation Quiz
July 6, 2011It’s never easy to accept that you have flaws, despite the flaws anyone may point out. Luckily for you Hottywood Helps! This little quiz will help you to realize that your ass is not as perfect as you think. Be warned that the truth hurts. But in the end, hurt never felt so good; although in this case it might.
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The Relationship Quiz
June 30, 2011This little quiz will help you to realize how much intolerance you are able to endure from your mate before finally packing your overnight bag and running for the border. Be warned that the truth hurts, but in the end hurt never felt so good.
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This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
June 1, 2011CLICK HERE to leave a question for Hottywood. _________________________________________________ Dear Hottywood, My boyfriend and I broke up a couple of weeks ago. Ever since the breakup I’ve been a mess. I haven’t been eating. All I want to do is sleep and I keep wondering what I did to make things go so wrong. But [...]
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May 24, 2011Dear Hottywood,
I broke into my boyfriend’s voicemail and found the number of the girl he’s been cheating with. What should I say when I call her?
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Red-Handed
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April 28, 2011Dear Hottywood,
My question may be a little annoying and kind of…well, I don’t know the word I’m looking for. But anyway; I’m an attractive female. Some people say I’m cute. Some say I’m pretty. Some say I’m beautiful. Guys hit on me all the time but they usually just want to have sex. If I’m so pretty, why am I single? Why can’t I find Mr. Right?
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My Phone Doesn’t Ring
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Interview with the Blanche Devereaux of the Projects
April 13, 2011For those of you who don’t believe you can find true love more than once in a lifetime, you obviously haven’t met LaShawnquonifa Latoya Fu – FuFu for short – the Blanche Deveraux of the projects. HottywoodHelps.com sat down with FuFu to get her take on the subject of love.
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April 8, 2011Dear Hottywood, after six months of not speaking, my ex called me to tell me he has a new girlfriend. Do I have a right to be mad? …because I am.
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April 5, 2011Dear Hottywood,
Please help! How do I get a guy’s attention that carries the weight of the world on his shoulders???????????
Desperately Seeking “The One”
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Are Blind Dates Worth the Trouble?
January 18, 2011Blind dates are not always all bad. They’re not always all good either – unless you have a horse shoe up your ass – but most people aren’t that lucky (if you consider having a horse shoe up your ass lucky at all). So today we’re going to discuss a few key signs that indicate if you’re on your way to successful blind date or something that’s quite the opposite.
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The Setup for the Comeback
September 14, 2010If you’re one of those desperate exes who’s finally missing a good things now that it’s gone — GAME OVER SUCKER, it’s over and now it’s time for you to get it through your head!
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The Short End of the Stick of an un-Relationship
August 12, 2010Let’s discuss the short end of the stick of being in an UN-relationship. The CONS of “friends with benefits.”
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‘Til Death Does This Relationship Part: That’s What Frenemies Are For
July 13, 2010Friendship. We all know what it means, those of us who are lucky enough to have friends. But these days, can we really consider ourselves so lucky to have an inner circle?
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Summer Sizzles! Break Up to Make Out
May 20, 2010Smart mouths, bickering gripes, and wandering eyes are what most people have to look forward to this summer. Find out why relationships generally end when the sun is at its highest peak.
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