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Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
Food for Thought
January 18, 2012“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”
Thought of the Day
November 18, 2011A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.
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November 16, 2011Apparently, “A booty call stole my alarm clock,” is not a legitimate reason to be excused from work for the day.
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November 8, 2011A midget will promise you a brood of strong babies under a drunken moon.
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November 4, 2011Karma…
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November 3, 2011Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.
Thought of the Day
November 2, 2011Ain’t nobody mad but the devil.
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October 27, 2011The wisdom of a laundromat attendant.
Thought of the Day
October 25, 2011The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Thought of the Day
October 21, 2011Hell is full of people with good intentions.
Thought of the Day
October 21, 2011I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant.
Thought of the Day
October 19, 2011The older you get, the better you get…unless you’re a banana.
