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HottywoodHelps.com Names Mother and Son as May 2012 Junior Hottywood Artist

May 2, 2012

HottywoodHelps.com Names Mother and Son as May 2012 Junior Hottywood Artist

A New Year Message

January 3, 2012

Happy New Year!

Announcing This Month’s Junior Hottywood Artist of the Month

June 1, 2011

HottywoodHelps.com announces it’s 6th Junior Hottywood Artist of the Month.

HottywoodHelps.com Announces This Month’s Junior Hottywood Writer of the Month

April 7, 2011

HottywoodHelps.com chose the children of the Angelic Choir to honor as this month’s Junior Hottywood Writer(s) of the Month because of their dedication, faith and commitment to God’s word.

February 2011′s Jr. Hottywood Writer of the Month

February 3, 2011

View this month’s Jr. Hottywood Writer of the Month!

January 2011′s Jr. Hottywood Writer of the Month

January 2, 2011

View January’s Junior Hottywood Writer of the Month.

Only a Few Weeks Left…

December 2, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Hottywood. Only 29 days left until the release of Hottywood Helps: The Web-Series.

Writing a New Chapter

October 11, 2010

No rest for the restless. Hottywood Helps is busting his chops to bring you the latest inside scoop — Hottywood Helps: The Webisode!

Hottywood Gets Interviewed LIVE

July 7, 2010

Be sure to tune in to ‘Straight from the Horse’s Mouth’ when radio host, Ursala Joyner, probes the mind of yours truly, witty advice blogger – Hottywood Helps!

Hottywood Makes Headlines, Baby!

April 7, 2010

How do celebrities know when they’ve finally arrived to major stardom? That’s an easy question; when their name has been plastered all over America’s hottest gossip magazine – enter America’s newest publication, “Hottywood SCOOP!” The magazine that just can’t get enough of the bloggisphere sensation, Hottywood Helps.

Hottywood’s Reality Check

March 23, 2010

Do you want more useless information on what’s happening in Hollywood? Do you really care? If you don’t really care, then you might enjoy this spoof of a celebrity gossip magazine cover more than you think. What would gossip magazine covers look like if Hottywood were in control of the columns? Find out now.

A Day in the Life in the Hills of Hottywood

February 2, 2010

There are many myths that lurk in the cold streets of Hottywood. It has nothing to do with money, fame, or chasing lost dreams. It’s about so much more – because in the hills of Hottywood, you’ve got to want it all.

Embrace Your Alter Ego: Tell the Real World to F*ck Off

January 28, 2010

Alter egos. Everyone has one. The other side of who you portray yourself to be to the real world. At the best times possible, and sometimes at the very worst, our alto egos take control of our bodies and tell reality to f*ck off in the worst way…or the best! It all depends on the character you play and the tricks you have up your sleeve. So who’s your alter ego?

Nothing Says Nothing Better Than Nothing

January 14, 2010

This post is about nothing. It has absolutely no substance whatsoever. Sometimes things need to be that simple. Have no meaning; no purpose. No why or because. Just be, for the need and desire of enjoying the moment of purposeless time.