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Dear Santa: Real Talk

December 21, 2009

Dear Santa,

I wonder what you would do if your ass didn’t have those little brown-nosing elves to get all of your Christmas shopping out of the way; and eight reindeer to fly you over traffic jams, bird-flipping drivers and cops who are itching to give you a ticket.

Remove Old Bullsh*t for a New Year

December 17, 2009

Though it is encouraged to remove yourself from any situation (or people) who are less than conducive to your welfare and life as a whole, the onset of a new year is the perfect time to wipe the sleight clean and start all over.

15 Stupid Questions Asked By Seemingly Stupid People

December 3, 2009

You know what I say to stupid ass people who ask stupid ass questions? EFF YOU!

How To Spot a Liar: Catching a Mofo in the Act

November 30, 2009

You can catch a lying mutha effer in the act if you only know what to look for.

Happy Thanksgiving from Hottywood Helps!

November 25, 2009

May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM HOTTYWOOD HELPS!

Top 20 Pet Peeves: ixNae the Annoying itShae

November 24, 2009

What is a pet peeve? Something so simple that it can irritate the sh*t out of you. Below are Hottywood’s TOP 20 PET PEEVES. Beware, if you’re caught in the hills of Hottywood violating anything on the pet peeve list, be prepared to get your ass kicked something good!

20 Reasons & Ways to Kick Morning’s Ass

November 18, 2009

Morning should be really lucky that it’s not a human being, because if it was, there is no doubt that it would get its ass kicked regularly!

A LETTER TO MY HATER

November 12, 2009

I have found my place in life. I am happy and rich in more ways than money. And it is all because of you. My inspiration. My muse. My personal crap bag. My hater.