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December 21, 2009
Dear Santa,
I wonder what you would do if your ass didn’t have those little brown-nosing elves to get all of your Christmas shopping out of the way; and eight reindeer to fly you over traffic jams, bird-flipping drivers and cops who are itching to give you a ticket.
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Tags: alcohol, Animals, automobiles, bar, Birds, Blues, Body, boys, Cars, Celebration, Celebrities, cheer, Chemistry, Children, Chris Brown, Christmas, Cookies, cops, crowds, December, drama, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, Employment, Entertainment, evil, Food, fun, girls, Holidays, honor, Humor, Ike, Ike Turner, Jokes, laughter, mathematics, Men, mood, Moods, mother-in-law, Motown, Music, New Year's, party, People, reindeer, rights, Rihanna, Rock n' Roll, Romance, Santa Claus, scandal, Sex, sexy, Shopping, Speeding Tickets, St. Nick, stress, Tina Turner, trashed, Travel, trees, wasted, Wife, Women
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December 17, 2009
Though it is encouraged to remove yourself from any situation (or people) who are less than conducive to your welfare and life as a whole, the onset of a new year is the perfect time to wipe the sleight clean and start all over.
Posted in Advice, Holiday/Special Events, Humor, Relationships, Uncategorized |
Tags: Advice, books, Boy, Cars, comedian, Comedy, comics, coworkers, Emotions, Employment, encouragement, Entertainment, Fashion, Funny, Girl, greeting cards, gripes, Happy, Help, Holidays, Hottywood, How-To, Humor, Jobs, Man, Men, Moods, moving, Moving on, New Year's, old, People, plumbing, Rants, Raves, sad, Style, Tips, Woman, Women, young
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December 3, 2009
You know what I say to stupid ass people who ask stupid ass questions? EFF YOU!
Posted in Advice, Humor, Uncategorized |
Tags: angel, Article, Cell Phone, curious, devil, Emotions, Employment, Entertainment, Fashion, favor, Help, Help Wanted, Life, Man, mood, Opinion, overnight bag, People, Questions, Relationships, Sex, stupid, Style, Woman
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November 30, 2009
You can catch a lying mutha effer in the act if you only know what to look for.
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Tags: Advice, Asian, Attraction, Attractive, Batman, Boy, Cheaters, Cheating, Chinese, Deceiving, Deception, Defense, Eyes, Fashion, Fighting, Fire, Food, Football, George Bush, Girl, Guilty, How, Humor, Husband, Joker, Liar, Man, Partners, People, Politicians, R. Kelly, Relationships, Romance, Secrets, Sex, Sherlock Holmes, Signs, Symbols, Truth, Twilight, Vampires, Wife, Woman, X-Men
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November 25, 2009
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM HOTTYWOOD HELPS!
Posted in Food, Holiday/Special Events, Humor, Uncategorized |
Tags: Family, Fat, Food, Holidays, People, Thanksgiving, Turkey
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November 24, 2009
What is a pet peeve? Something so simple that it can irritate the sh*t out of you. Below are Hottywood’s TOP 20 PET PEEVES. Beware, if you’re caught in the hills of Hottywood violating anything on the pet peeve list, be prepared to get your ass kicked something good!
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Tags: accidents, alcohol, arrows, automotive, bicycles, bikes, Blog, Boy, candy, Cars, cell phones, Concerts, Couples, crossbows, darts, Dating, Design, designs, elevators, Entertainment, Fashion, Fear, Fight, Fire, Food, Funny, furniture, Girl, guns, hair, Health, heights, Humor, insecure, Jokes, karate, Man, obesity, party, People, rant, rave, restaurant, Sandals, sanitation, scrabble, Shopping, Sleep, Socks, speed limit, target practice, toes, toilet, Traffic, transporations, trapped, violence, weight, Woman
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November 18, 2009
Morning should be really lucky that it’s not a human being, because if it was, there is no doubt that it would get its ass kicked regularly!
Posted in Advice, Food, Humor, Office Humor, Uncategorized |
Tags: Advice, Article, Ass, Blog, Children, Choir, Coffee, Cold, Construction, Cotton, Female, Fighting, Food, Funny, Humor, Jehovah's Witness, Male, Man, Meeting, Morning, Morning People, Music, Muslims, Pancakes, People, Pies, Police, Rants, Raves, School, Senior, Sleep Disorder, Snow, Speeding Tickets, Starbucks, Sumo Wrestling, Tea, Traffic, Waffles, Water, Weather, Woman, Wrestling
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November 12, 2009
I have found my place in life. I am happy and rich in more ways than money. And it is all because of you. My inspiration. My muse. My personal crap bag. My hater.
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