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Posts Tagged ‘Advice Column

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

May 31, 2012

A friend tells me all the details of her personal life with her boyfriend. What she doesn’t know is that I used to be attracted to her myself. How can I tell her to stop without hurting her feelings or damaging our friendship?

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 27-June 2, 2012

May 29, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 It’s more frustrating to lose your keys than it is to lose your mind because most people that lose their mind don’t know it’s gone.  _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January [...]

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 13-19, 2012

May 14, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Wishing to be your own boss could wind up with you switching bodies with your supervisor. And everyone wants to beat him up in the parking lot.  _________________________________________________________ [...]

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 6-12, 2012

May 7, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Being loud and wrong doesn’t make you right. It just lets everyone around you know you’re proud of not knowing what the hell you’re talking about.  _________________________________________________________ Aquarius [...]

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

May 4, 2012

How do you get a lazy, greedy, and messy roommate to clean up his act? Just ask Hottywood!

HottywoodHelps.com Names Mother and Son as May 2012 Junior Hottywood Artist

May 2, 2012

HottywoodHelps.com Names Mother and Son as May 2012 Junior Hottywood Artist

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 29-May 5, 2012

April 30, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 The Book of Charlie Sheen 1:1 reads: “No man has ever gotten into a woman’s pants by discussing skin cancer.”  _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January 20 – February 18 There [...]

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

April 26, 2012

Dear Hottywood, Lately my friends have been giving me a lot of flack for going to restaurants alone. Does that make me look pathetic?

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

April 25, 2012

Dear Hottywood, is there a nice way to tell a guy to drop dead?

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 22-28, 2012

April 23, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Obama, West Collaborate Presidential Election Campaign Album: “If I Ruled the World”

April 19, 2012

President Barack Obama is under fire for his recent re-election campaign collaboration album with hip hop artist Kanye West.

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

April 17, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I recently made a reconnection with a former BFF. Four years ago we lost contact based on her lousy communication skills. Although she was admittedly the funniest person I’ve ever met, she was also a user, a liar and someone that only shared half of any story. I’m beginning to see not much has changed in the last few years. Should I fight for this rekindled friendship or let the chips fall where they may?

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

April 12, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

I have been stuck at a dead end job for about 10 years. I make just enough money to pay my bills each month, but that is about it. Every now and then I moonlight as a personal assistant to a few indie artists, but am scared to venture out and do it full time. But lately I have been feeling like I am caught between a dream and a job. Any advice for me?

This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”

April 11, 2012

Dear Hottywood,

This week I confided in a friend about a personal issue I’m dealing with. Sadly that friend used the consultation as an opportunity to bring up painful memories of my past. How should I address this?

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 8-14, 2012

April 10, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.