Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
Posts Tagged ‘Advice Column’
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February 17, 2012Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 9, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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February 1, 2012Dear Hottywood,
After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
January 27, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I’ve been trying to get the guy that lives across the courtyard to come over so we can bump uglies. But every time I tell him what I want to do to him with my tongue, he gives me the cold brush. What am I doing wrong?
Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
Food for Thought
January 18, 2012“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”
Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions
January 13, 2012Like every new year, most of us have made out a list of the dos, don’ts, whats and what nots for 2012. If you haven’t asked yourself this question yet, here’s your chance: “What am I going do to make this year better than the last?” Below are Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions.
There is One in Every Bunch
January 9, 2012Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.
The Holiday That Was Left Off the Calendar
January 6, 2012Happy Moon Someone Day
Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood
December 6, 2011Twas the night before Christmas, all was said and done. Not a creature stirred, not a roach, rat or bum…
