This notice of memorandum serves as an official request for permission to replace [suite #211] swivel chair with a home-supplied air mattress.
Posts Tagged ‘Advice Column’
Permission to Replace Office Swivel Chair with Air Mattress
March 28, 2012Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 25-31, 2012
March 26, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
March 21, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I’ve been a member of a small church for a number of years. Recently one of my deepest, darkest secrets was exposed and circulated among the congregation. I am so humiliated that I’m considering changing my membership. Would you recommend I do that?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 18-24, 2012
March 19, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
March 13, 2012The cold chill of illustrated seasonal relationships and calorie-collecting potato chips will soon be a thing of the past as the warm weather brings out the best of the worst in people, including their [inconsiderate] volume control and other unwarranted ways.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 11-17, 2012
March 12, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 4-10, 2012
March 5, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
A Historic Leap Year Bedtime Story: You’ve Got to Pay to Play
February 29, 2012Since the year 1288, February 29th has been associated with the day where a woman can be a butch for 24 hours and ask for a man’s hand in marriage.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 17, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 9, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
This Week on, “Ask Hottywood!”
February 1, 2012Dear Hottywood,
After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
