Posts Tagged ‘Advice’
April 13, 2012
More times than often, one of your bed pals can get the wrong impression that your booty call is an open invitation to a monogamous relationship. News flash, moron: “It’s only sex!”
Posted in Advice, Humor, Relationships, Sex |
Tags: Advice, agreement, bed & breakfast, booty call, breakfast in bed, Cheating, contract, Dating, friends with benefits, one night stand, Sex
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January 9, 2012
Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Office Humor, Religious |
Tags: Advice, Advice Column, Bad neighbors, inspirational quotes, Office Humor, One in Every Bunch, Online Shopping, Things not to do in church
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November 21, 2011
It’s not lying if you tell a horrible soloist that his/her singing is like nothing you’ve never heard before.
Posted in Humor, Religious |
Tags: Advice, Advice Column, Church, Comedy, Entertainment, funny articles, Music, Religion, witty inspirational quotes, Zodiac
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October 31, 2011
“’Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he’ll probably burn to death.’ This proverb is perhaps the exception to the rule that beggars can’t be choosers.”
Get ready for this week’s Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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