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Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012
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Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
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Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
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Food for Thought
January 18, 2012“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”
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Job Vacancy Announcement
January 11, 2012Job Vacancy: Personal Flunky II
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There is One in Every Bunch
January 9, 2012Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.
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Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood
December 6, 2011Twas the night before Christmas, all was said and done. Not a creature stirred, not a roach, rat or bum…
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The Church Sees Red When the Choir Sings the Blues
November 21, 2011It’s not lying if you tell a horrible soloist that his/her singing is like nothing you’ve never heard before.
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Thought of the Day
November 18, 2011A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.
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Thought of the Day
November 16, 2011Apparently, “A booty call stole my alarm clock,” is not a legitimate reason to be excused from work for the day.
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Thought of the Day
November 4, 2011Karma…
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 30-November 5, 2011
October 31, 2011“’Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he’ll probably burn to death.’ This proverb is perhaps the exception to the rule that beggars can’t be choosers.”
Get ready for this week’s Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 23-29, 2011
October 24, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 16-22, 2011
October 17, 2011Some people have problems they never address and are just as screwed up as everyone else. Luckily for them I take time to invest real talk for real people. ~ Love, Hottywood Helps!
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This Week’s Top Three Pet Peeves That Really Pisses People Off
October 13, 2011Today we will pin-point three of the most annoying crap on the face of the planet (this week).
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