Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 23-29, 2011
October 24, 2011
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 16-22, 2011
October 17, 2011Some people have problems they never address and are just as screwed up as everyone else. Luckily for them I take time to invest real talk for real people. ~ Love, Hottywood Helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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This Week’s Top Three Pet Peeves That Really Pisses People Off
October 13, 2011Today we will pin-point three of the most annoying crap on the face of the planet (this week).
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, living in the past, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, penny pinchers, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, road rage, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 9-14, 2011
October 10, 2011It’s time for this week’s edition of Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 2-8, 2011
October 3, 2011This week your underwear may have less holes in them and you might be asked out on a date to end your dry spell. However, you won’t know for sure until you’ve had your fortune told by the one and only Hottywood!
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Tags: Advice, Animals, Aquarius, Aries, Astrology, athletes, bee, beef, bees, biology, blessings, boxing, bumble bees, Cancer, Capricorn, Chemistry, choices, clones, cookies. anatomy, Dating, decisions, dentist, Employment, Entertainment, Fashion, Feet, Fighting, Finances, Food, foot, Gambling, games, gas, Gemini, Hollywood, HORRORscopes, Hygiene, IHOP, inquiry, jungle, Leo, Libra, lion, Magic, Man, Matrix, Men, Money, Movies, mutants, People, personality, Pets, Pisces, poison, possum, reflection, Relationships, Religion, Sagittarius, Scorpio, sea, seafood, Shoes, shrimp, skunk, smile, soap, sports, Stars, Style, swatch, Taurus, teeth, Television, theater, theatre, Unemployment, Virgo, watch, Woman, Women, X-Men
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 25-October 1, 2011
September 25, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 18-24, 2011
September 19, 2011Here we are to you know when and what happens now is better than what happened then. Although sh*t will happen much if it could, it’ll all be all right with some insight from Hottywood.
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Payback is a Bitch!
September 13, 2011Kats and kittens, it’s time for us to sit our fat asses down for a minute to mean-mug those folks who take advantage of other people.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 11-17, 2011
September 12, 2011Monday is here. Now what are you going to do when on a silver platter bad luck is served to you? You may run and you may scream but when you’re wide awake it’s hard to wake up from a bad dream. Lucky for you humor is what I do best. When the odds are against you, Hottywood Helps!
Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Conversation Hogs Really Stink
September 8, 2011Raise your hand if you find it not quite so funny when someone seems to work their personal problems into a conversation with you, in hopes that you’d ask them what’s wrong.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 4-10, 2011
September 6, 2011Labor Day may bring a day off but the fate of one’s luck never rests. And out of the many horoscopes and palm readers there are, no one warns you better than Hottywood Helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 28-September 3, 2011
August 29, 2011Irene has caused quite a bit of trouble which warrants some humor and on the double. Lucky for you, it’s what I do best or my name isn’t Hottywood Helps!
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The Funk Is Not Forgiven
August 24, 2011Soap is the simple solution to the Armpiteoustinkeous epidemic.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 21-27, 2011
August 22, 2011You found your week wasn’t so bad given the circumstances you had. Now that you know you can handle the deal, let’s see what’s next as we spin the wheel.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 14-20, 2011
August 15, 2011You know what day of the week it is dammit, but karma’s still a bitch as luck would have it. Some bills may be owed that you can not pay; some hairs may grow that you can not shave. After you’ve run and hidden from all the stress it’ll comfort you to know that Hottywood still helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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