Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in Grandma Gertrude’s kitchen in the sight of Jesus Christ, aka, Heaven’s very own DJ JC, and in the presence of all gathered witnesses, to join these two ninjas, Shereef Cupcake Starboots and Dequan Matthis Jenkins, Jr. III in holy matrimony…
Posts Tagged ‘Entertainment’
When Rev. Hottywood Presides Over a Ghetto Wedding…
June 1, 2012Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 27-June 2, 2012
May 29, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 It’s more frustrating to lose your keys than it is to lose your mind because most people that lose their mind don’t know it’s gone. _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 13-19, 2012
May 14, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Wishing to be your own boss could wind up with you switching bodies with your supervisor. And everyone wants to beat him up in the parking lot. _________________________________________________________ [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 6-12, 2012
May 7, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Being loud and wrong doesn’t make you right. It just lets everyone around you know you’re proud of not knowing what the hell you’re talking about. _________________________________________________________ Aquarius [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 29-May 5, 2012
April 30, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 The Book of Charlie Sheen 1:1 reads: “No man has ever gotten into a woman’s pants by discussing skin cancer.” _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January 20 – February 18 There [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 22-28, 2012
April 23, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 8-14, 2012
April 10, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Permission to Replace Office Swivel Chair with Air Mattress
March 28, 2012This notice of memorandum serves as an official request for permission to replace [suite #211] swivel chair with a home-supplied air mattress.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 25-31, 2012
March 26, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 18-24, 2012
March 19, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 11-17, 2012
March 12, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 4-10, 2012
March 5, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 26-March 3, 2012
February 27, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
