Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
Job Vacancy Announcement
January 11, 2012Job Vacancy: Personal Flunky II
Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood
December 6, 2011Twas the night before Christmas, all was said and done. Not a creature stirred, not a roach, rat or bum…
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood Gives Thanks
November 23, 2011Let’s find out what Hottywood is thankful for…
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011
November 22, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
The Church Sees Red When the Choir Sings the Blues
November 21, 2011It’s not lying if you tell a horrible soloist that his/her singing is like nothing you’ve never heard before.
Thought of the Day
November 18, 2011A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.
Thought of the Day
November 16, 2011Apparently, “A booty call stole my alarm clock,” is not a legitimate reason to be excused from work for the day.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 13-19, 2011
November 14, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
