Dear Hottywood,
I spent Valentine’s Day with my girl, her dad and his two online hookups…
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February 17, 2012Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
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February 9, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I met a guy on Thursday and slept with him on Friday and one week later, have not heard from him. Is it [as bad as I’m told] that I slept with him on the first date?
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February 1, 2012Dear Hottywood,
After working at my job for almost 10 years, I’ve been informed via email that my job may be in jeopardy due to budget cuts. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this company and have often been considered an essential employee [especially during freak snow blizzards and unrealistic slave labored work hours]. I am seriously in my feeling! Do you have any suggestions on how to get the upper hand on this situation?
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January 27, 2012Dear Hottywood,
I’ve been trying to get the guy that lives across the courtyard to come over so we can bump uglies. But every time I tell him what I want to do to him with my tongue, he gives me the cold brush. What am I doing wrong?
Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
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January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
The Holiday That Was Left Off the Calendar
January 6, 2012Happy Moon Someone Day
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November 18, 2011A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.
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November 16, 2011Apparently, “A booty call stole my alarm clock,” is not a legitimate reason to be excused from work for the day.
