Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 It’s more frustrating to lose your keys than it is to lose your mind because most people that lose their mind don’t know it’s gone. _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 13-19, 2012
May 14, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Wishing to be your own boss could wind up with you switching bodies with your supervisor. And everyone wants to beat him up in the parking lot. _________________________________________________________ [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of May 6-12, 2012
May 7, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Being loud and wrong doesn’t make you right. It just lets everyone around you know you’re proud of not knowing what the hell you’re talking about. _________________________________________________________ Aquarius [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 29-May 5, 2012
April 30, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 The Book of Charlie Sheen 1:1 reads: “No man has ever gotten into a woman’s pants by discussing skin cancer.” _________________________________________________________ Aquarius January 20 – February 18 There [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 22-28, 2012
April 23, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of April 8-14, 2012
April 10, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 25-31, 2012
March 26, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 18-24, 2012
March 19, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 11-17, 2012
March 12, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of March 4-10, 2012
March 5, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011
November 22, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
