Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011
November 22, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 13-19, 2011
November 14, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Thought of the Day
November 8, 2011A midget will promise you a brood of strong babies under a drunken moon.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 6-12, 2011
November 7, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of Jan. 3-9, 2010
January 2, 2010Life would go so much smoother if you could foresee the distribution of ass gas at the very moment you are exchanging phone numbers with a potential new lover. Well never fear, Hottywood is here to help with the predictions of the future.
