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Posts Tagged ‘Humor

Permission to Replace Office Swivel Chair with Air Mattress

March 28, 2012

This notice of memorandum serves as an official request for permission to replace [suite #211] swivel chair with a home-supplied air mattress.

Thought of the Day

February 10, 2012

“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”

Thought of the Day

January 26, 2012

Cut checks, not corners.

Fast Food Restaurants: Shape Up or Get Burned Down

November 9, 2011

There are two things that I’m afraid of – snakes and the people who take my order in any fast food drive-thru; not necessarily in that order.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 6-12, 2011

November 7, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Thought of the Day

November 4, 2011

Karma…

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 30-November 5, 2011

October 31, 2011

“’Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he’ll probably burn to death.’ This proverb is perhaps the exception to the rule that beggars can’t be choosers.”

Get ready for this week’s Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 23-29, 2011

October 24, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 16-22, 2011

October 17, 2011

Some people have problems they never address and are just as screwed up as everyone else. Luckily for them I take time to invest real talk for real people. ~ Love, Hottywood Helps!

This Week’s Top Three Pet Peeves That Really Pisses People Off

October 13, 2011

Today we will pin-point three of the most annoying crap on the face of the planet (this week).

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of October 9-14, 2011

October 10, 2011

It’s time for this week’s edition of Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 25-October 1, 2011

September 25, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 18-24, 2011

September 19, 2011

Here we are to you know when and what happens now is better than what happened then. Although sh*t will happen much if it could, it’ll all be all right with some insight from Hottywood.

Payback is a Bitch!

September 13, 2011

Kats and kittens, it’s time for us to sit our fat asses down for a minute to mean-mug those folks who take advantage of other people.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 11-17, 2011

September 12, 2011

Monday is here. Now what are you going to do when on a silver platter bad luck is served to you? You may run and you may scream but when you’re wide awake it’s hard to wake up from a bad dream. Lucky for you humor is what I do best. When the odds are against you, Hottywood Helps!

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.