Raise your hand if you find it not quite so funny when someone seems to work their personal problems into a conversation with you, in hopes that you’d ask them what’s wrong.
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Conversation Hogs Really Stink
September 8, 2011
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of September 4-10, 2011
September 6, 2011Labor Day may bring a day off but the fate of one’s luck never rests. And out of the many horoscopes and palm readers there are, no one warns you better than Hottywood Helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 28-September 3, 2011
August 29, 2011Irene has caused quite a bit of trouble which warrants some humor and on the double. Lucky for you, it’s what I do best or my name isn’t Hottywood Helps!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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The Funk Is Not Forgiven
August 24, 2011Soap is the simple solution to the Armpiteoustinkeous epidemic.
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Tags: 007, 14th century, 15th century, absense, academic, accolades, achievement, acne, acoustics, action, Adolescence, adventure, advertisement, Advice, agents, aid, aim, Al Paccino, alcohol, algebra, allegations, Alter ego, America, American history, amusement, Animals, anniversary, aphrodisiac, apple, appreciation, approval, Aquarius, arguments, Aries, Army, aroma therapy, arrow, art, artistic, Asian, aspirin, asshole, at risk, athlete's foot, atom, atoms, Attraction, automobiles, Babies, baboon, back stabbers, bacon, bad breath, bad luck, bag, bamboozle, bar, Barack Obama, Batman, battle, beauty, bed, beer, beg, believe, beverage, bill, bill collector, bill collectors, biology, Black, blackberry, blind, Blog, blogger, Blues, bone, booby traps, books, booze, borrow, botox, boxing, Boy, boys, brandy, breast, breathalyzer test, brillo pad, bubble gum, budget, bullets, bullhorn, bum, bump, bunyon, bus, business, butt, cafeteria, cake, calm, Cameras, Cancer, candy, Capricorn, Captain America, car insurance, carbon, carbs, career, caring, Cars, cat, Cats, catwoman, cavity, Celebration, Celebrities, Celebrity, cell phones, challenge, character, chat room, Cheaters, Cheating, cheer, Chemistry, chest, Children, children's books, chocolate, Chris Brown, Christmas, Christopher Columbus, chug, cigar, cinema, city, civilians, clash, cleaning, clever, clocks, clothes, Cologne, Comedy, commercial, communion, community, competition, confession, conflict, congress, conniving, Construction, consumption, continent, cooking, cops, corner, couch potato, counting, country, court, cover, cover page, coworker, crap, crime, crime fighting, cross bow, crowd, crowds, Cuba, cunning, danger, Danny DeVito, Dating, deaf, Dean McDermott, debonair, Deceiving, December, Deception, decision, decisions, Declaration of Independence, decoration, Defense, democrat, dentist, Dentists, desire, detectives, diamonds, diaper rash, diet, dime, discovery, disposition, diva, dober pinscher, doctor, Dogs, 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happiness, hard times, Haters, headlines, Health, health care, hearing, hearing impaired, Heart, heat, heathens, Help, hide, hiding, hilary clinton, hitch hike, holiday, honor, horny, Hororscopes, Horror, HORRORscopes, horses, hot dog, Hottywood, house, Humor, hump. affair, hustle, hydrogen, hydroxyl, Hygiene, icing, idiot, idiotic, Ike, Ike Turner, illness, imagination, importance, infomercial, information, innocent, inquisitive, insect, Inspiration, instigations, insults, intelligence, intension, interest, internet, internet radio, interview, intimidation, Italian, Italy, James Bond, Jamie Foxx, jealousy, Jennifer Hudson, Jobs, jock strap, Joker, judge, judgment, justice, kangaroo, Karma, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kiss, knee caps, Knowledge, Kourtney Kardashian, lactose, land, lasso, laughter, laundry, law, lawyer, league, learning, legal, lend, Leo, Lessons, Liar, Libra, lie, lies, Life, lifestyle, Lights, limo, line, liquor, liquor store, listening, literacy, literature, little people, 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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 21-27, 2011
August 22, 2011You found your week wasn’t so bad given the circumstances you had. Now that you know you can handle the deal, let’s see what’s next as we spin the wheel.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 14-20, 2011
August 15, 2011You know what day of the week it is dammit, but karma’s still a bitch as luck would have it. Some bills may be owed that you can not pay; some hairs may grow that you can not shave. After you’ve run and hidden from all the stress it’ll comfort you to know that Hottywood still helps!
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Refresher Course: What Not To Do on a First Date
August 9, 2011A ball park figure of about five gazillion daters need to be reminded of what not to do on a first date.
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Good and Bad Date Music: Put It In A Love Song
August 9, 2011You haven’t lived unless you’ve experienced a good date. And on the flip side, you haven’t lived if you haven’t experienced a bad one. Just like music is healing for the soul, it’s also healing from a whack ass date. Music is for the mind; the body; the soul; and the emergency escape!
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Are You a Tithing Member of Holy Hood Church of Mount Mattress Bedside Tabernacle? Rate Yourself.
August 4, 2011It doesn’t take much to become a member of Holy Hood Church of Mount Mattress Bedside Tabernacle. With a little laziness, scandal and some effort in being trifling, you too can have courtside seats at the devil’s arena. Just be sure to pack a water bottle because things tend to get a hot!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 31-August 6, 2011
August 1, 2011People that are sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none. Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Dear Mrs. Cafeteria Lady, “Watch Your Back!”
July 29, 2011Mrs. Cafeteria Lady, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. I’ve taken your messy laziness for far too long! Enough is enough!
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Let the People of the Church Say, “Amen!”
July 28, 2011Church has always been the one place where gang-bangers, hoes, and addicts are the most looked down upon and talked about, yet the one place where most faith-filled persons invite these sinners to come, until one sinner dared to stand before the congregation to challenge the sins of the saved versus the lost souls who come to the alter to seek deliverance.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 24-30, 2011
July 25, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to Monday, where 9 o’clock has no end. Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Mount Mattress Bedside Tabernacle Sunday Worship Guide
July 19, 2011Even the unchurched must have order…
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 17-23, 2011
July 18, 2011When you’ve run out of “woulds,” and “shoulds,” and “coulds…” who’s the first person you think of?
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Tags: accident, Acting, Adolescence, adults, Advice, alarm, alarm clock, alcohol, America, amusement, anatomy, Animals, animation, anorexic, armor, Arts, athlete's foot, auto, automobile, automobiles, Auxiliary, average, Babies, bad joke, bar, basketball, beetle, Behavior, bestiality, BFF, bible, biblical refererence, big bird, bikes, Bingo, birthday, Bishop, Blog, blood, Body, boss, boxing, Boy, brothel, brother, buffet table, bugs bunny, bulimia, Bulletins, bunyons, bus, candy, car, cards, Cars, cartoons, Cashier, Cats, caught off guard, Celebration, cell phones, cheese, cheeseburger, chef, chevrolet, Children, Choir, Christ, chrylser seabrign, Church, cigarettes, circus, Clergy, cliche, cloak, clown, Club, cocktails, Cold, Comedy, comfort, commandments, Communication, community, compact cars, concepts, concert, Concerts, condom, conference, Congregation, contact, convertible, cooking, cookout, Couples, crazy, creatures, crime rate, cross-dresser, crossbows, daffy duck, dance, Dancing, darts, Deacons, deaf, death, deceive, Deception, Dennis Rodman, Design, designs, diarrhea, diet, director, disaster, discount, discrimination, dodge caravan, Dogs, dolphin, domestic abuse, don't call me I'll call you, drag queen, dream, driving, drugs, drunk, Earth, eco friendly, economics, Education, elastic, elevators, elmer fudd, emotion, employees, Employment, enemies, enemy, Entertainment, etiquette, facts of life, faith, family guy, Fans, Fashion, Fast Food, fat people, fatigue, faucet, FCC, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Fight, Fighting, Finances, financial, Fire, firemen, First Lady, fish, flashy, Food, Football, ford, frenemies, Friends, friendship, fuel efficient, fungus, Funny, furniture, germs, Girl, Grandmother, grease, groping, Groups, grumpy, gun, guns, hair, hair club, hair spray, Hairspray, hamburgers, Health, Heart, heaven, heights, hell, herbs, hilton hotel, home, home wrecker, HORRORscopes, hot dogs, housing, How-To, Human Behavior, humans, Humor, Husband, I don't care, ideas, ignorance, inner city, innocence, innocent, insecure, internet, intmacy, Janet Jackson, jeep, Jehovah's Witness, Jesus, joke, Jokes, Justin Timberlake, karaoke, karate, Kids, Kim Kardashian, kit, knife, knock knock jokes, lake, land cruiser, lap dance, laughter, Lessons, Life, Life & Style, life of the party, lightening, lion, liquor, looney tunes, lose, Love, Luck, lush, mad, Male, Man, Manager, manufacturer, matters of the heart, meal, mean, medieval, Meeting, Members, mendacity, message, metal, metro, mice, minister, Ministor, minivan, miracle, missile, Money, Morning, Morning People, moth balls, mouse, Muppets, murder, Music, Muslims, mute, nation, natural, neighborhood, neighborhoods, nissan, noise, obesity, ocean, Office Humor, over weight, pajamas, Pancakes, Parental, Paris Hilton, party, party favors, Pastor, paycheck, People, Performance, pervert, piano, pickup, Pies, plumbing, plus size, political, Politics, Potato Chips, Praise, Praise and Worship, Pray, Preacher, preaching, pubic hair, Puppets, racism, Rain, rant, Rants, rat, rave, Raves, Relationship, Relationships, Religion, Religious, restaurant, ridicule, Ringtone, river, River of Jordan, robe, robots, rocket, rogain, roller coaster, rooster, Rules, safety, sale, sanctuary, Sandals, sanitation, sanitize, sarcasm, savings, School, scooby doo, scrabble, scripture, sea, secret, serial killer, service, sesame street, sewing, Sex, sexism, shaggy, shame, Shaq, Shopping, show, siblings, silence, Singing, size matters, Skinny, Sleep, Sleep Disorder, smart car, smoke, smurfs, snooze, Snore, Snow, Socks, soda, Solo, speed limit, Speeding Tickets, spices, sports, Starbucks, stewie griffin, Stripper, Style, suburban, subway, suggestions, summers eve, Sumo Wrestling, sunroof, superbowl, supervisor, SUV, swine flu, sword, tap shoes, tap water, target practice, Tea, temper, temple, tequila, the golden girls, the smurfs, the truth will set you free, theater, theatre, thesbian, Things Not To Do, thinking, thoughts, tickets, Time, Tips, tired, toes, toilet, Tomatoes, toyota, Traffic, transporation, transporations, transportation, trapped, Travel, trees, trivia, true meaning, universal, universe, Vacation, vehicle, victory, violence, volkswagon, Waffles, waiter, waitress, warner bros., Water, Weapons, Weather, weekend, weight, What Not To Do, who cares, Wife, Wine, winning, Woman, work, world wide web, Worship, wrangler, writing, zoo
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