Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012Thought of the Day
February 10, 2012“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Thought of the Day
January 26, 2012Cut checks, not corners.
Thought of the Day
January 19, 2012What do booty calls and success have in common?
Food for Thought
January 18, 2012“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”
Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions
January 13, 2012Like every new year, most of us have made out a list of the dos, don’ts, whats and what nots for 2012. If you haven’t asked yourself this question yet, here’s your chance: “What am I going do to make this year better than the last?” Below are Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions.
There is One in Every Bunch
January 9, 2012Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.
The Holiday That Was Left Off the Calendar
January 6, 2012Happy Moon Someone Day
Last Friday of 2011
December 30, 2011Last Friday of 2011
Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood
December 6, 2011Twas the night before Christmas, all was said and done. Not a creature stirred, not a roach, rat or bum…
Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
Thought of the Day
November 18, 2011A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.
