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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012

February 13, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]

Thought of the Day

February 10, 2012

“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012

February 6, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011

January 31, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Thought of the Day

January 26, 2012

Cut checks, not corners.

Thought of the Day

January 19, 2012

What do booty calls and success have in common?

Food for Thought

January 18, 2012

“Stress is a free version of diet pills.”

Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions

January 13, 2012

Like every new year, most of us have made out a list of the dos, don’ts, whats and what nots for 2012. If you haven’t asked yourself this question yet, here’s your chance: “What am I going do to make this year better than the last?” Below are Hottywood’s 2012 New Year’s Resolutions.

There is One in Every Bunch

January 9, 2012

Whether you are good friends with a group of guys/gals, a barrage of church folk, or fairly courteous to a department full of coworkers, ‘One in Every Bunch’ usually singles out the one rotten apple in the barrel – the creep; the jackass; the hater; the brat; the complainer; even the whore.

The Holiday That Was Left Off the Calendar

January 6, 2012

Happy Moon Someone Day

Last Friday of 2011

December 30, 2011

Last Friday of 2011

Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood

December 6, 2011

Twas the night before Christmas, all was said and done. Not a creature stirred, not a roach, rat or bum…

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011

November 28, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Thought of the Day

November 18, 2011

A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.