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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012

February 13, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.  _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012

February 6, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011

January 31, 2012

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011

November 28, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011

November 22, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 13-19, 2011

November 14, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.

Fast Food Restaurants: Shape Up or Get Burned Down

November 9, 2011

There are two things that I’m afraid of – snakes and the people who take my order in any fast food drive-thru; not necessarily in that order.

Thought of the Day

November 8, 2011

A midget will promise you a brood of strong babies under a drunken moon.

Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 6-12, 2011

November 7, 2011

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.