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Thought of the Day

February 10, 2012

“Every time you interrupt someone you lose 30 seconds of your sex drive.”

Thought of the Day

January 26, 2012

Cut checks, not corners.

Thought of the Day

January 19, 2012

What do booty calls and success have in common?

Last Friday of 2011

December 30, 2011

Last Friday of 2011

Thought of the Day

November 18, 2011

A man that trusts nobody probably shouldn’t be trusted by anyone.

Thought of the Day

November 16, 2011

Apparently, “A booty call stole my alarm clock,” is not a legitimate reason to be excused from work for the day.

Thought of the Day

November 8, 2011

A midget will promise you a brood of strong babies under a drunken moon.