Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot. _________________________________________________________ Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Everyone you run into on Valentine’s Day will be good at two things: Boasting about their sex and making promises they can’t keep. It will not be a [...]
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 12-18, 2012
February 13, 2012
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of February 5-11, 2012
February 6, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of January 29-February 4, 2011
January 31, 2012Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 27-December 3, 2011
November 28, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 20-26, 2011
November 22, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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The Church Sees Red When the Choir Sings the Blues
November 21, 2011It’s not lying if you tell a horrible soloist that his/her singing is like nothing you’ve never heard before.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 13-19, 2011
November 14, 2011Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, and the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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For Those Who Don’t Know
November 23, 2010
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Game Spotting Game: Key Tips for a Professional Bullsh*t Detective
November 16, 2010Some say life is a joke. I say it’s a game. It’s a game where the winner is determined by how much better that winner is at bullsh*tting than his competition.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 14-20, 2010
November 15, 2010We’ve come yet to another new week where people will deceive and lie before they speak. An old routine that’s always played the same. Yup, you guessed it; “Bullsh*t” is the name of the game!
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of November 7-13, 2010
November 8, 2010Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 15-21, 2010
August 16, 2010Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Tags: absense, academic, accounting, adventure, Advice, aim, airport, alley, anatomy, animal, Animals, ankles, Aquarius, Aries, Article, aspirin, Ass, athlete, atmosphere, attention, attitude, auto, automobile, baboon, baby, bacon, bad, balance, baseball, basket, basset hound, Batman, bats, beautiful, beauty, bed, belief, bike, bleach, Blog, boats, Body, bomb, books, booty calls, bull, bullets, bullhorn, caffeine, Cancer, Capricorn, car insurance, career, Cars, cartoon, Cashier, caution, character, chest, Children, China, chocolate, choices, Church, cliff, Coffee, coma, Comedy, comfort, comics, concern, conscious, Cookies, counting, Crabs, crowd, crytal ball, culture, cure, Cures, dandruff, darkness, Dating, day, decision, decorating, decoration, Depression, Design, destiny, diaper rash, Disney Land, docks, doctor, dog, drive, Easter, eavedropping, Education, eggs, elevators, Emotions, Employment, enemy, Exercise, experience, expression, face, faith, fame, fart, Fashion, fate, Fear, feeling, Feelings, Feet, Fight, finance, fishing, Fitness, flock, Food, footwear, foreplay, fortune teller, freak, friend, Fright, fruit, fun, Funny, fur, furniture, garments, gas, Gemini, ghost, glue, good, grace, gun, gypsy, hair, Hate, Health, hearing, heaven, hell, hiding, Horoscope, horse, hot dog, Humor, Hygiene, icon, ignorance, illness, insults, intelligence, interior, Interior Design, jock strap, joy, judgment, jumping, justice, kangaroo, Karma, Knowledge, lakes, language arts, laughter, laundry, lazy, Leo, Libra, lie, lies, lion, literature, Lonliness, Love, Lover, Luck, Magic, mail, Man, math, Medical, Medicine, Midgets, mold, mole, Money, monkey, monkies, month, mood, mule, muscles, Music, Muslim, mystical, new, News, newspaper, night, nipples, numbers, Office, old, old people, Opinion, party, pasture, paws, pee, peeing, penis, personal opinion, personality, pew, philly, Pisces, piss, planning, plumbing, Power, powers, pregnant, pride, problem, proverbs, psychiatrist, Psychic, pubic hair, public bathroom, quote, race, ram, read, reading, reading is fundamental, recording, recreation, refuge, Relationship, relief, revelation, river, road rage, Rocks, running, Sagittarius, sailing, Scorpio, security, self esteem, senses, serenity, Sex, shampoo, sheep, Shelter, shepherd, Shoes, shooting, siblings, sickness, smart, smell, smelling, smurfs, solar system, sports, stress, studies, Stupidity, Style, suffer, swimming, syndrome, tasting, Taurus, thinking, thought, Time, toenail, toes, toilet, tomato, Traffic, Travel, treatment, trees, trip, Twins, ugliness, ugly, underwear, universe, Vacation, vagina, vegan, vegetarian, vehicle, video camera, village, violence, Virgo, visit, walls, warning, Water, wealth, weirdo, well, whore, wolf, Woman, work, world, yak, years, young, Youtube, Zodiac
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The Ineffective, Yet Highly Enjoyable Hottywood Diet
August 5, 2010Check out the very ineffective, yet most highly enjoyable Hottywood Diet, guaranteed not to make you lose a single pound! Live life to the fullest…or live while being at your fullest.
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Tags: absense, accident, adidas, Africa, alcohol, alley, American Sociological Review, animal, animated, arrogant, art, Ass, associate, Astrology, Babies, bag, bamboozle, bathroom, beg, believe, better judgment, blind, bone, booze, bored at work, borrow, brandy, breath, budget, bum, bump, burgers, bus, butt, caffeine, calories, candy, cat, caution, caveman, change, chicken wings, Children, chocolate, cleavage, Club, Coffee, commercial, complain, confidant, confidence, confidential, continent, country, court, cowboy, crazy, creativity, Dairy Queen, Deception, deficit, dependence, desire, devil, diet, dime, document, dog, dragon, draw, drinking, drunk, economy, Education, egotistic, electricity, emotion, empathy, Employment, encourage, enough, Entertainment, eviction, explosion, Eyes, Family, Fashion, Fast Food, Fat, Feelings, fib, Fight, finance, Fire, flying, folk music, Food, fool, Foresight, Friends, friendship, funding, funds, Funny, gag, gastric, Geography, get laid, ghetto, gift, gin, Golden Girls, Guilty, gypsy, halloween, hard times, hat, Heart, heaven, hell, Help, Hermes, hide, History, honesty, Horoscope, Hottywood, Housewives of Atlanta, Humor, hypnosis, income tax, individuality, infomercial, information, inner circle, insect, island, jail, jealousy, Jenny Craig, Job, journal, joy, judge, Kids, knights, land, laugh, laughter, law, lawyer, legal, lend, Letter, Liar, lie, Life, lifestyle, line, liquor, Luck, lying, Magic, mask, McDonald's, Men, meter maid, metro, misunderstand, misunderstood, Money, mood, mother, Movies, Mr. Goodbar, MTV, mushrooms, Music, New York, News, Nicole Richie, night club, Nutrisystem, Obama, obesity, obnoxious, pad lock, pain, panhandler, paper, Paris Hilton, party, passenger, payment, People, perfect, pigeon, pirate, planets, plate, plumbing, Politics, polka, poor, Popeyes, pores, private, Public, public access, public transportation, purchase, purse, reality television, red tape, Rejection, Relationship, repellant, report, rich, riders, road, robbery, rush hour, safety, Save the Children, School, scream, secret, senses, Sex, Shoes, shoplifting, Skinny, sky, slaves, smell, smurfs, sneakers, solar system, Sonic, spork, spouse, Star Trek, steel, story, street, strength, study, stupid, Style, subway, sun, superhero, suspect, swag, sympathy, T-Mobile, tennessee, The Hills, The Simple Life, thinking, toilet, train, train tracks, training, transit, transportation, Travel, trip, underground, underworld, universe, unpredictable, utensil, utensils, Vacation, village, visit, vodka, wallet, weakness, wealth, weight gain, weight loss, weirdo, wings, witnesses, Women, work, wrap, Zodiac
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of August 1-7, 2010
August 2, 2010Not every week can be as good as the last but there’s fun in finding out. Read on to test your luck with Hottywood’s HORRORscopes.
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Hottywood’s HORRORscopes: Week of July 18-24, 2010
July 19, 2010Welcome to this week’s edition of Hottywood’s HORRORscopes. This is your chance to find out what effects your smelly socks will have on the universe and where your disposition ranks you among those people who pretend not to judge you. Are you ready? Well if you aren’t, that’s what I’m here for. Why? Because Hottywood Helps!
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