Just one more episode…
Happy “Four Days & a Few Hours Before the Weekend” Day…because the word “Monday” is like a curse word, and this is a family show.
Things happen for a reason.
Root beer can solve any problem; so we’ve been told.
If I’ve taught you nothing else, remember this…
There’s only one way to complete a near-perfect Valentine’s Day…
I thought it would be fun to share some of the random stuff I think about when the voices in my head are giving me the silent treatment.
You can take your water cooler chatter and flush it!
My dear, poor, unsuspecting friends; we need to have a little chat about something we all know about but are sometimes too apprehensive to discuss; BLIND DATES. Dunh Dunh Dunnnnnnhhhh
Eating a man’s last chicken wing is like asking a woman about her age or weight. You just don’t frikkin do it unless you’re trying to get your ass kicked! It ranks up there with carjacking, lying and retail false advertisement.
Tracks of an Underground Advice Columnist, Hottywood Helps Debut Book! Now available.
What are you good for?
What can I say?
You’re at a 10. We need you at about a 7.