For all of you who are looking forward to this week’s Hottywood’s HORRORscopes, sadly I must disappoint you with some bitter-sweet news.
You know how business moguls get to vacation in St. Tropez and schzmuuuschz with other executives and high-banking celebrities? Well that’s exactly what I’m doing — only different.
While seeking a little much needed R&R is in order, I’m busy exploring new dreams; new visions; and dare I say, new catastrophies — to look deeper into destiny’s mossy swamps and rare flowers. I’m delving into new adventures; new fates; and new creepy lessons to be learned.
The mysteries of tomorrow is a blank page waiting to be seduced by a ball-point pen. …and well, my scandal-seeking friends — we all know I aim to please!
All for you and the sake of witty entertainment, I — with the help of some of my very talented Hottylicious friends — am busting chops to bring three little winches named Karma, Fate and Lady Luck, to a desk or laptop near you, by way of a ground-breaking series — Hottywood Helps: The Webisode!
For the first time ever, you’ll not only get to read about the scandals that take place in the Hills of Hottywood, you’ll get to see it for yourself.
But don’t pack your bags just yet, kids. We’re still getting the city ready for your grand tour. Patience, young grasshoppers. “Patience” is the name of this game.