Some games may seem impossible to win but proving that theory wrong is the best prize to win. Good luck or bad; it’s a toss of a coin. The fun part is winning. The hard part is not knowing. Lucky for you Hottywood Helps!
Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
People are laughing at you because you look as if you have the same hairdresser as Amy Winehouse.
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
You can learn a lot by making an accidental mistake on purpose.
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Pisces
February 19 – March 20
All teacher’s pets may sit at the head of the class; but all dogs hide their old bones.
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Aries
March 21 – April 19
The only thing that compares to the feeling of a first kiss for the second time is belching after drinking a Pepsi.
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Taurus
April 20 – May 20
A broken promise will always open a can of worms no bird wants to eat.
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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Underarm hair contributes greatly to sweating.
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Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Today may not seem easy but it is not without purpose.
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Leo
July 23 – August 22
Sometimes “nothing” is the best answer for something.
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Virgo
August 23 – September 22
All bars are not made with the same metal.
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Libra
September 23 – October 22
Congratulations! You are a contest winner. Your prize is a lifetime supply of the one thing that you’re allergic to.
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Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Anger comes from frustrated expectations.
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Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Your week is summed up in two words: “Elevator music.”
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Quote of the week: “Eighty-nine percent (89%) of great decisions are made in the bathroom.”