Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Dat

“Let’s see. What don’t we have time for this week?”

Water cooler talk about how boring your spouse is in bed during the Arsenio Hall Show

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Fornicating preachers that lie like hell

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Hearing any explanation [while naked and just before sex] about why one body part is larger than the other (e.g. breasts and balls)

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The relevancy of Perri “Pebbles” Reid’s former R&B music career

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Barefooted Walmart shopping extraterrestrials

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The 19 year old girl that got arrested for squirting her boyfriend with a water gun (CLICK HERE for more info)

(This happened back in September but I was somewhere sleeping under a rock then. Sorry I’m late)

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A combination value pack of hair weaves and rain and its dreadful results

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One night stands that refuse to sign a booty call agreement and have no house to go home to

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Making up excuses for not going to work instead of stating the obvious, “I just don’t phucking feel like coming in today.”

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The all-game show channel

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Any person or culture that does not believe in or support the invention of deodorant

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That last line of dust that won’t go inside the dust pan

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Itchy scrotum sacks

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Salads

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