“Let’s see. What don’t we have time for this week?”

Water cooler talk about how boring your spouse is in bed during the Arsenio Hall Show

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Fornicating preachers that lie like hell

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Hearing any explanation [while naked and just before sex] about why one body part is larger than the other (e.g. breasts and balls)

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The relevancy of Perri “Pebbles” Reid’s former R&B music career

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Barefooted Walmart shopping extraterrestrials

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The 19 year old girl that got arrested for squirting her boyfriend with a water gun (CLICK HERE for more info)

(This happened back in September but I was somewhere sleeping under a rock then. Sorry I’m late)

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A combination value pack of hair weaves and rain and its dreadful results

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One night stands that refuse to sign a booty call agreement and have no house to go home to

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Making up excuses for not going to work instead of stating the obvious, “I just don’t phucking feel like coming in today.”

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The all-game show channel

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Any person or culture that does not believe in or support the invention of deodorant

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That last line of dust that won’t go inside the dust pan

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Itchy scrotum sacks

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Salads

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