I couldn’t go on vacation without giving you all one universal HORRORscope for the week!
Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius
Your weekly HORRORscope reads:
You can win any contest as long as it’s not a swimsuit competition.
Quote of the week: “Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.”