I couldn’t go on vacation without giving you all one universal HORRORscope for the week!

Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius

Your weekly HORRORscope reads:

You can win any contest as long as it’s not a swimsuit competition.

Quote of the week:   “Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.”