Passing the Torch: Keeping the White House Black


As if we didn’t smell this coming.

Yezzy and Kim

Guys and gals, I’ve been saying this for years, Yeezy and Kim Kardashian-West are going to rule the world.


west-vs-obamaPresident Barack Obama is under fire for his recent election campaign collaboration album with hip hop artist Kanye West.

The album entitled “If I Ruled the World,” according to an anonymous Obama administration source, is said to be the Commander-in-Chief’s attempt to fall next in line to conjugate with reality star Kim Kardashian, who is rumored to be featured on the LP’s second track, conveniently titled “What an Armenian She-Devil Won’t Do for a Buck.”

The unlikely alliance between the self-proclaimed king of pop and the political giant stuns music lovers and politicians alike and tailgates the president’s second grade-school name calling antics, reaffirming the ever humble West as a “jackass.”

In September 2009 Obama memorably christened West a jackass after the hip hop mogul hammer jacked Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, leaving the country chanteuse to stain her overpriced studded gown with tears of embarrassment.