For Christmas, I Pray for Mariah Carey’s Voice to Return…oh, and World Peace

Oh, Mariah (sad face & face palm).


After seeing this all I want to say is, “You’re rich enough to buy a rock to hide under.”

All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is you. All I want is for her never to sing this song live again. Ever.


Merry Christmas, all. Well . . . it won’t be so merry if you keep listening to this shit over and over.