There are three things every man should remember as he grows older.
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(1) Never walk by a bathroom without making a pit stop.
(2) Never ignore an erection.
(3) Never underestimate a fart.
You’re welcome.
Quote of the week: “Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
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