You can solve any problem by throwing it to the bottom of a
2 liter Root Beer soda.
…though that has the probabilities of bringing on a whole new set of problems: pimples, weight-gain, Root Beer breath.
I guess we didn’t think this one all the way through, huh? Oh well, someone out there is thirsty, and Root Beer is the quench to their thirst.
Laugh now and get it over with.