Some people have problems they never address and are just as screwed up as everyone else. Luckily for them I take time to invest real talk for real people.
~ Love, Hottywood Helps!
Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.
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Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
The problem is wherever you go, there you are. Sometimes you need to get away from yourself.
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Just because you’re in the house doesn’t mean you’re home.
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Pisces
February 19 – March 20
The older you get, the better you get…unless you’re a banana.
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Aries
March 21 – April 19
The greatest room in the world is the room for improvement.
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Taurus
April 20 – May 20
You know it’s been a long night when the bags under your eyes hang low enough for your entire head to fall in.
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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Hell is full of people with good intentions.
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Cancer
June 21 – July 22
On any morning that ends in the letter “y,” the only thing that stands between you and a federal charge is a cup of coffee.
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Leo
July 23 – August 22
A stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Virgo
August 23 – September 22
If someone had to describe you in five words or less, those words would be, “The sheep that cried wolf.”
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Libra
September 23 – October 22
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you’ve made it again.
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Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
If looks could kill…well, never mind.
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Quote of the week: “If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.”

