Hottywood Randoms #1

Everyone now and then I tend to speak out of the side of my neck, which incidentally once got me hired at a side show carnival. That job didn’t last, though. I kept getting into small arguments with the midget clowns.

ANYWAY, I thought it would be fun to share some of the shit I think about when the voices in my head are giving me the silent treatment.


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